2007-09-19 13:16:36 · 16 answers · asked by bex920 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
M. T. Tomb
Will Knott Rest
Ima Goner
Fester N. Rott
Myra Mains
Emma Ghost
R. U. Next
I. M. Mortal
Pat T. Cake
2007-09-19 13:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by froghugger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke right? Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not bringing in any money really, so she doesn't have to but you beer with the money SHE earned. If you want beer that bad, you go work for the money to buy it. She's basically the sole provider for the house so if she wants to save her money up to get her hair done, then she should be able to. Sorry to inform you mister, but from what you wrote I think she's the king of the castle not you. I'd suggest getting off your lazy butt and getting a real job with a regular work schedual and stop mooching off your wife. You should earn your keep just like she has to. End of story!
2016-05-18 23:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about using some of the inscriptions from Disney's Haunted Mansion?
• Rest in peace, brother Huet. We all know you didn't do it.
• R.I.P., good friend Gordon. Now you've crossed the river Jordan.
• Master Gracey laid to rest. No mourning, please, at his request. Farewell.
• At peaceful rest, he's brother Claude. Planted here beneath this sod.
• Here lies good ol' Fred. A great big rock fell on his head.
• Here rests Wathel R. Bender. He rode to glory on a fender.
• Dear departed brother Dave, He chased a bear into a cave.
• Here lies a man named Martin. The lights went out on this old Spartan.
2007-09-19 13:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Frank N. Stein
Fred E. Kruger
George W. Bush's reputation
I. M. Stillalive
2007-09-19 13:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss N. Cranium
Mz Erry
Dr. Frank N Tomb
R. E. Mahn (that one might be over the little ones' heads)
I'll probably think of a bunch more after I submit this answer.
Good luck with your decorations!!
2007-09-19 13:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Albie Bach
2007-09-19 13:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sumie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's see, how about:
John Dice, (I thought the yellow tint was just the start of being a bit green aroud the gillls),
Anne T. Venoom, (it didn't work),
Anne Thraske, (sorta catchy),
and the all time standard:
Virgina Dare, (And I thought, it couldn't happen to me)
2007-09-19 13:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by ravenscardarkhope 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Al Gator Fude (Alligator food)
I. Muh Gahner (I'm a goner)
Fred D. Ded (Fred the Dead)
2007-09-19 13:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by thegrandgecko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Less Moore
Four slugs from a forty-four
No Less no more
2007-09-19 13:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by tx1984 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry LIPton, Mr. I.P. freely,
2007-09-19 13:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋