What do you think is the best line from that movie?
2007-09-19 12:22:05 · 11 answers · asked by CluelessOne 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I dunno, what do you think is the best line from that movie?
2007-09-19 12:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by babybeefcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, ALL of the lines from that movie are the best.
Some of my faves:
The scene when the guys are on the loading dock busting light bulbs:
Jay: Lemme explain in detail, when you pick up a drunk chick who's falling down on her way out of the bar, its probably better that you drive.
Andy: I drive a bike.
Jay: ok mr schwinn ***** armstrong, who told you to ride a bike?
Andy: Ya know Im not the only one who rides a bike..
Cal: Yeah everyone rides a bike, when they're ***** six.
ALL: *cracking up*
Or the scene when David chases Andy down and they end up on the second floor of Smart Tech and Haziz walks out...
THAT whole bit cracked me up...
Or the scene when Trish and Andy get walked in on by Marla..
Marla: Whoa! Who are you?
Andy: Im Andy.
Trish: Its Andy!
Marla: (after noticing all the condoms on the floor) Geeez how many times did you just do it!? (walks away disgusted)
The Boyfriend: Dude.... TEACH me.
HAHAHAH Now I have to watch this movie!
2007-09-19 20:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hilarious action picture for every physique who's attentive to that one guy like Steve Carrell's character who in no way have been given married and has all those toys. you additionally can see loose company in case you like that plot. If tou merely like the Humor then watch wedding ceremony Crashers and Harold and Kumar pass to White fort. in addition they are hilarious. you additionally can like grimy Deeds and Grandma's Boy. they are humorous of their very own way as identity old college and Anchor guy. Watch as a lot of those as you are able to and make a nighttime of it.
2016-10-05 00:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Sound Of Music
2007-09-20 08:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never saw the movie so I can't help here
2007-09-19 12:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by jaspers mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don kno any lines but...
my fav part is when the blak guys wife came in an was askin steve carrel if he calls his women bithces and hoes etc..
and steve carrel was like "you betta check ur *****" or sumthin like that lol
it was hillarious! i love that movie, good question babe!
2007-09-19 12:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face".
Cal: That's gay?
Andy: Wow, this place is crowded.
David: Yeah, well you know, nine dollar beer night.
Health Clinic Counselor: Oral sex play...
Boy at Health Clinic: Sounds like my Friday night.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.
Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?
Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...
Cal: That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy Stitzer: Well, she's no Jack Palance.
Cal: No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to **** Jack Palance right now
Cal: [regarding Andy's girlfriend as a grandmother] You can **** her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that. You should **** her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday.
Nicky: I'm starvin... let's get some ****** french toast!
David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
2007-09-19 15:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by wch711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I hope you've got a big trunk, cause I'm putting my bike in it"
Makes me laugh every time. A close second is "You look like a man-o-lantern"
2007-09-19 12:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Trish asks Andy " you're not going to kill me are you? Hilarious!
2007-09-19 17:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the movie and i have to say my favorite part was when he was gettin waxed it was hilarious
2007-09-19 12:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by tater 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Look! Betty Cocker"
2007-09-19 12:27:46 · answer #11 · answered by SAMHAIN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋