I work in maintenance / engineering and I'm kind of a kooky guy. I'm trying to come up with more ways to freak people out at work. The environment is conservative and very corporate. I have no supervision and am not really that accountable. People think I'm in some sort of cult or maybe an underground boxing club.
So far I've shaved my head and worn a metal spiked belt.
I'm considering coming to work wearing a pink **** that has a unicorn on it. I'm looking to escalate the weirdness quickly but I'm running out of ideas.
Please, only post ideas. I don't really care how you feel about what I'm doing.
2007-09-19 11:54:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Corporations
Wear a tuxedo. Then when people ask what you are doing say you have to attend a wedding on saturday and just wanted to get dressed early.
Wear a t-shirt that says..... Who F a r ted?
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2007-09-19 18:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gatsby216 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh there are so many options here.
grow half a mustash.
Ask people if they will save their fingernail clipping in a jar for you.
Tell everyone that you shaved your head because the government was putting tracking devices in your hair gel.
Ask everyone what they know about wearwolves.
Tell everyone that you have a prostetic leg and then the next day wear shorts to work or roll the legs of your pants up for a while.
Constantly ask people if there is someting in your teeth.
Try to trade someone a jar of mayo for their lunch.
Go to work in bunny slippers.
Insist that your father was a ninja.
Go to work with a backpack full of shirts and change your shirt everytime you are alone.
Smell random objects like pens.
Keep baked beans in your pockets and offer it to people throughout the day.
Walk backwards for an entire week.
Wear a button down shirt backwards.
Eat everything with your hands or chopsticks.
Wear oven mits for no aparent reason.
Ask everyone what their mothers name is.
Give the same nickname to everybody you work with (something like Kiwi).
Tell people you can communicate with mice.
And if ya use all of those up email me and I'll give you some more.
2007-09-20 18:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some peanut butter and put it in a ziplock plastic bag. Place it inside your pants. When someone comes around, say how hungry you are and that you just cant wait to eat. Reach into your pants and scoop out some of the peanut butter and start eating it. Get the picture?
2007-09-19 12:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried the air guitar moves?
Pretend your surfing outside your cubicle.
Have arrows pointing the way to the fun guy cubicle.
You choose which co-worker, not necessary you.
2007-09-19 12:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple... just smile at them... a nice smile... not a grin.
2007-09-23 06:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by spideyboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋