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I think so. Why?

1 Timothy 3:16,
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness (His Airness): God was manifested in the flesh, justified in the Spirit (Game Spirit), seen of the angles, preached unto the Gentiles (amazed fans), believed on in the world (that he's the greatest), recieved up into glory (Legendary).

Proof of Michael Jordan being Jesus Christ:
1. Free-Throw Line Dunk (walking on water)
2. The Ability to Create His on plays (The Creator)
3. Has the money to bye the best care (healing the sick)
4. The Flu Game (The Cross)
5. His teammates (The Disciples)
6. Horace Grant left the Bulls & betrayed MJ (Judas)
7. Millions of fans (His Saints)
8. KING, Bruce Blitz, (F)akers, & Etc. (His preachers)
9. Phil Jacksons play book (The Bible)
10. Alpha Wolf once admitted that Michael Jordan was the greatest. But out of jealousy he's been trashing the name of MJ & trying his hardest to get others to follow (SATAN)

MICHAEL JORDAN IS GOD

What do ya think?

2007-09-19 11:12:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Basketball

20 answers

I think you are going to hell.

2007-09-19 11:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 7 · 3 2

good stuff!....(laughing)..............

1. Free-Throw Line Dunk (foot was over the line and Dr.J made that dunk famous...MJ stole it)
2. The Ability to Create His on plays (Kobes better at it)
3. Has the money to bye the best care (But yet he never did anything to help people in need...he's a sellout)
4. The Flu Game (overeacted to make Nike commercials)
5. His teammates (won 55 games and advancedto the 2nd round without him...something he could never do without Pippen)
6. Horace Grant left the Bulls & betrayed MJ (Smart..went to the Finals..and beat Chicago that year)
7. Millions of fans (sheep to the media)
8. KING, Bruce Blitz, (F)akers, & Etc. (Haters....who are scared of the truth....Kobe is there KING!)
9. Phil Jacksons play book (said Kobe was a better allaround player then Jordan)
10. Alpha Wolf once admitted that Michael Jordan was the greatest. But out of jealousy he's been trashing the name of MJ & trying his hardest to get others to follow (For , once I was blind..now I see the light!!)...


Yaaaawnn......2EZ!....PS: God does'nt have 5 losing seasons and 1 playoff win without Pippen...now grab my Pocket you little Hater!.........he...he...he!

EDIT:
(F)ockers!..your finally right about something!......I am a Hound from hell......the Germans call us Devil Dog's..................

2007-09-19 19:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by Alpha Wolf(Bringer of Rain) 5 · 1 2

ok comparing MJ to god is probably a sin so u might want to repent but lets see MJ rise up from the dead literally. Also last time i checked if MJ is jumping from the Free throw line technically he's not walking on water. Also MJ #2 lets see him create the whole world yea MJ is nothin compared to God especially when god gave him that ability to even play basketball

2007-09-20 11:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by Colbert Nation 4 · 0 0

No, he isn't God. He's an amazing player though. He was extremely blessed by God, both him and Kobe. But no one is perfect and no one is God. Some people really show Jesus in their character, but they don't quite measure up either. None of us do.

"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)

MJ dying on the cross would not erase our sins. Jesus was God in the flesh. He lived a perfect life and died in our places.

2007-09-19 18:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

GOD dose not cheat on his wife or have a gambling vice. God would actually be a good business man. God would have stayed and played basketball and not leave to play baseball!!! God would have won every year he played, MVP every year, Assist leader every year, etc!! MJ is just MJ, Kobe is just Kobe, and God is everywhere, everything, and everyone!!! So in a way, MJ is GOD, but so was Sam Bowie..... ha ha ha!!!

2007-09-19 18:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by maestrosantana 5 · 0 0

I should be one of MJ's preachers, nobodies a bigger MJ fan then me. Oh yeah, I'm "Tarheels R us" in case you didn't know.

I think you're going a little to far on this one. Basketball is a GAME, when you're talking about God you're talking about the creator of our world.

2007-09-19 20:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's just a man whose basketball skills are way above average.Being an incredible basketballer doesn't make him a god. But I gotta tell you the last one is a real good one.

2007-09-23 05:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea i dont think you can compare mj to god here. jordan aint exactly healing people and curing aids. but what he is doing is exploiting kids in third world countries paying them nickels and dimes for making his ugly shoes that go well above $150.

2007-09-19 18:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by what? 7 · 3 0

If God is in flesh, that makes him Mortal.

but God is Immortal, which contradicts your assumption.

Therefore, Michael Jordan is not god.

He is a bald-headed Monk, if you must bring religion into this.

2007-09-19 19:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by I|A|X 6 · 0 1

Here it is:

Fact: We know Jesus Saves.
Fact: Jesus performed miracles.
Fact: Jordan Saved Chicago.
Fact: Lucifer was jealous of God.
Fact: Hell has Hell hounds.
Conclusion: Jordan must be Jesus since he performed the
miracle of saving Chicago. And Kobe (aka Lucifer) is
jealous of Jordan. And Alphawolf is the hell hound loyal
to Lucifer (aka Kobe).

2007-09-20 00:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by (F)akers 6 · 0 2

Don't go near a drug test, mate, you will fail it.

What a waste of your 5 points.

2007-09-19 21:33:28 · answer #11 · answered by gfcbarracker 6 · 0 0

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