What was the most RIDICULOUS name for a person you have ever heard?

Answer 1

tequilishanay-nay.
robytussin
ben'adril
ty'lenor
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no lie its all here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_personal_names

Answer 2

When I was an insurance agent, one of my customers had a baby and wanted to add the child to her insurance policy.

While filling out the forms, I asked the girl (IIRC she was about 19) how to spell the baby's name. She said, "Let me get the paper."

She brought back one of the cutesy birth certificates that the hospital had given her. I will be honest, I don't remember the name, and I could not pronounce or spell it if my life depended upon it. The child's first name had 21 letters, and the middle name had 18.

I looked at that cute innocent child, and I looked at the name she had been stuck with and I lost my temper.

I told the girl, "You ought to be slapped! You should be ashamed of pulling such a lowdown dirty trick on a poor defenseless child! Her name won't even fit on government forms!"

Mama whined, " My sista came up with it."

And sister piped up, "It a African name."

That just added fuel to the fire. I continued my little rant. "When was the last time YOU were in Africa? When do you think this child will be going to Africa? That baby was born in Belzoni, MS, and is going to grow up here, and you've saddled her with a name that her own mother can't pronounce or spell. You both ought to be slapped!"

Would you believe I still made the sale? (I think Grandma, agreed with me. She never said anything to me, but she was grinning and nodding as I gave her daughters down the road.)

That is the absolute most ridiculous name I've ever encountered.

Doc

Answer 3

Amanda Lay

Biff Wellington ( lol beef wellington - actual person lol)

One of my ancesters was really called Mary Christmas.
I always thought that was just a joke but we found it while doing our family tree.

Dusty Storm is my neighbor

Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)

Someone else sent me this: "My aunt's name is Debra May Page and she married Patrick Dye, so now she is called Debra May Dye!! Lol!!"

From John Klaessy: "My sister, Ann Klaessy (pronounced classy), lives near you in Suffield, CT. She married a guy with the last name of Ho. She took her maiden name as her middle name. Therefore, her name is A. Klaessy Ho."

Answer 4

I once came across a family with a little girl of about 3 or 4. The parents called her (I kid you not) "Empitago"

Since I can't believe that they were that malicious intentionally, I can only guess that they heard the word, didn't know what it meant but thought it made a cool name.

Hard to believe

Answer 5

True name: Virgil Aristophanes Allan Kamehameha Place

My husband and I were on an interview for a caretaker position with this crusty old man, and His young wife....They had a small child and i asked what his name is....After them telling me his name I said, Can I call him Junior?

ended up that in spite of my mouth, my husband got the Job, but couldn't work for these weirdo's for very long.


sources say that there is a woman in Oakland named Lavitra who is trying to have her name changed.

Answer 6

Brodus, Barthalemew, Chester, Cleophus,

Answer 7

Nosmo King

No Smoking

Answer 8

Moon Unit

Answer 9

Blach White

Answer 10

i work at an inner city hospital, we have orangello and lemonjello, two kids whose mom thinks she was being witty and pronouncing the words on the jello package with a french accent. we have a millionare rogers, a precious cox, a guy whose name was peter but he decided he wanted to use his "anti-slave name" which was the letters Nw. oh god, the list goes on and on. when i was interning for counseling school i had twins, laguane and laguana, and jaquan and jaquanna, and KING SOLOMAN. I kid you not, king solomon. i also got accosted by one of those weirdos at the mall who supposedly a model scout named bertricia jackson. are you kidding? bertricia?wtf.

Answer 11

Gomer Pyle