So there was this big plate of burgers and hot dogs in the refrigerator at work this morning, and all day I thought about how I wanted their deliciousness to be in my belly at lunch time. Well some whore must have thrown them out, because there they sit in the garbage can. The question is, would you think less of me if I took them out of the trash and ate them?
Please keep in mind, they are still wrapped in Saran Wrap, even though they are in the trash.
My friends, my life may depend on you. Please choose wisely.
2007-09-19 09:44:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As long as you share a weenie with me, then it's okay! ♥
2007-09-19 09:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell no! You remember the old commercial where the tiger wouldn't eat the steak wrapped in Saran Wrap cause he couldn't smell it? That stuff will protect food from a nuclear holocaust! Dig in and enjoy.
2007-09-19 23:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could never think less of you. If Ding likes you, you must be a keeper. Did she tell you how I was last years contest winner? She didn't even place.
About a year ago someone threw my sandwich away at work. It was wrapped up and I still ate it. Its probably not as bad as eating at some fancy place like Taco Bell.
2007-09-19 17:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nasty McCain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I will that is disgusting am sorry hun as much as I love you the thought of you putting nasty old food from the garbage into that beautiful mouth of your makes me ill. And considering where my mouth has been it takes a lot to make me ill. Just be hungry a little while longer and you can have dinner at the Y I can guarantee that won't make you sick. Did I tell you yet today how hot and sexy you are?
2007-09-19 17:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go get them and eat them. If they are still wrapped in Saran Wrap then they are fine. I didn't think I could ever love you more but now I do. I love it that you said "some wh0re must have thrown them out". Eat and then come see me. It's your turn to motorboat. â¥
2007-09-19 17:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope, I only think the highest of you..... the higher that thing gets, the higher I get
You have no idea how close I came to digging out some onion from the trash to wash off so I could have some on my potatoes.....
Go for it, then kick that hoe in the ankles for being so stupid
2007-09-19 17:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dig things out of the trash to sell often...but not to eat...So, come on let's go to lunch...I'm buying.
2007-09-19 16:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's no way I'm making out with you until you brush your teeth and floss like, four times.
2007-09-19 22:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat them... they're fine.
Then you can throw them up later when my Reds defeat your precious little Cubbies.
2007-09-19 17:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
feed em to my sea dog !
2007-09-19 16:58:28 · answer #10 · answered by seawolf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋