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arrgh .... never fear, we be nice pirates, mate.
we won't kidnap ye - at least not till we run out of crew members and need a replacement.
if ye fear bein' shanghaied into service, ye may want to have one of your legs replaced with a wooden leg or yer hand with a hook, then you will be one of the last ones chosen, seein' as how you'd not really be that useful.
but bein' a pirate isn't really all that bad - it's kind of fun, mate.
savvy?
;O)

2007-09-19 09:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by pir8 6 · 3 0

Down panic! This happened to me last week. Move to a far away country that no one knows your name. Tell everyone your name is "Sarah." Why Sarah? Because no one would except Sarah to be kidnapped my yahoo pirates.
After about two days, the Yahoo people will get bored. Good luck!

2007-09-19 10:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by A 6 · 2 0

Aye lass. It be a possibility fer sure. Ye need not fret though, I kin vouch fer most 'o th' pirates on this ol' R&S Sea. They be han'some and an' 'ave good hearts ta be sure. If'n ye 'ave any trouble a'tall, just call on yer ol' friend Grace--they don' call me the Pirate Queen fer nothin'.

2007-09-19 14:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Hawt Richard loves Peace Yo 3 · 2 0

Dress up like a clown and start robbing 7 -11's

2007-09-19 09:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If yer a wench, lass, they'd a be comin t' get ye. Pull up yer bloomers and run like the windsn' yer sails!

2007-09-19 09:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 2 0

Change your name to 50¢

2007-09-19 09:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Pick up your crinolines and petticoats and run, showing a bit of leg....but not too fast, I hear them pirate types are really sexy...*hmmm...we have a few here have you noticed? *yumm

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((Kayne)) Yours is the only one I can answer tonight. G'nite...

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2007-09-19 14:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sink their pirate ship.

2007-09-19 09:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tre 6 · 2 0

Give em a yard arm, walking down the plank!

2007-09-19 09:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Arrrh. You be right. Many a need for an eye for the finer details.

2007-09-19 14:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 2 0

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