ive been up for 24 hours and got 2 more to go. tell me something that is so funny that it will wake me right up.
2007-09-19 09:14:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss". Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight white panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment,he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.He gasps in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?". "No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead.
2007-09-19 09:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
2007-09-19 20:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My elderly black and white cat is currently on his back draped on my knee, just in front of the key-board, purring rather loudly at both ends! PHEW!!!!!
2007-09-19 16:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the computer have a sneeze coz it had a virus!
XD
2007-09-19 16:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Rainbow hype mugrawwr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny
2007-09-19 16:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my cat died today....no seriousley!i can't stop crying!
2007-09-19 16:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by noelle20155 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its raining cookies!!!!!!!
2007-09-19 16:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋