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Before you can fart in front of your partner without an apology, especially while lying on the sofa watching TV watching football when the washing up is still waiting to be done.

2007-09-19 08:28:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

24 answers

I tink u shud do it from day one dog, and never apologise especially if ya tink its yo turn, i dont care if ya watch football or anyting, but as for de washing up get back in de kitchen girl and get dem tings done ya know its yor job and bring me anuder beer while you in der

2007-09-19 13:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by Muzikman 5 · 1 1

Are you asking about you farting or them???

My boyfriend finds farts hillarious and has done it right from day one (though not while watching footie coz he hates it), and he did excuse himself.
Its six months down the line, and I thought the novelty (his novelty value that is) would have worn off in this regard and I would be fed up of it... But no, nothing has changed except we now give them marks out of ten.
As for me.... It depends on my mood as to whether I run to the bathroom to fart, do it discreetly and apologise profusely or let rip and score it.... (Almost always the former and am usually plastered if I do happen to do the latter).
Not sure if this helps at all but maybe it will give you some perspective.

2007-09-19 15:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by KJA 3 · 1 0

Oh god never, you are a lady and no matter what that's gross. If I know that I need to I leave the room or go somewhere else and handle my business. Dont do it in front of him. I think that is so unlady like and besides that have respect for the other person who the hell wants to be smelling someone else's stinky butt air!! SICK! I would get so upset at my husband for that. I mean sometimes they just slip or while your asleep, that's out of your control but if you are in a position where you can remove yourself from the room or from the presence of others, then do it. Really to me it's so disrespectful.

2007-09-19 16:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by justbeingme_ 2 · 0 1

About 6 weeks I would say it still makes me laugh when he goes into the ensuite for a wee and accidently farts...I'm pregnant and I fart all the time and they stink....hehe...god its such a basic thing but it gives the best laugh!!

2007-09-19 15:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My man waited a week... His friends waited two weeks to do it in front of me... They say I'm easy going... they all do it and blame it on me... I just go with it... but I have been with him for 2 years now and I have never done it in front of him... I guess I don't think its something a lady should do... I don't do it in front of anyone...

2007-09-19 15:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by x_crayola_x 2 · 0 0

Lol! Good question!! I'm not sure really - i'd always wait to see if he farted first, then i'd maybe feel ok about letting a silent one away, but i'd never be first to do it!!

2007-09-19 15:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0 0

Lol.

I though you question would be something like:
How long into a relationship do you think it should be:
before you marry!!!

LOL.

To answer your question i would see that you would need to have a lot of respect for each other.

1 year maybe.

2007-09-19 15:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by commander.cartwright 2 · 1 0

depends whos doing the farting....
washing up still to be done...now thats just disgusting!

2007-09-19 15:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Fart right away. It is natural and everyone does it.

2007-09-19 15:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0 0

well wait until hes done it a few times before. dont do it first basically.

2007-09-19 15:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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