I've reached my daily answering limit...do you know what that means?

Question

I HAVE to do something else. I guess I'm going to go skate now. I have to work at 10 p.m. til 3 a.m. so I will need a nap for sure.

tell me a joke or something random. Whatever you feel like saying.

Answer 1

2 blondes were talking to each other under the moonlight. One blonde says to the other, "Which is farther away, the moon or Florida?" The other blonde shakes her head and says, "Hello! You can see the moon, you can't see Florida!"

Answer 2

. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Work Boots size
14-16 (used)

2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Guns And Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hay Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.

Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside
until we can get back.

Cooter

Answer 3

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing
tour with a very rich African king who was a very important
client.
The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary
is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her,
...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to
dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.
So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you
under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat
diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."
The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No
problem!! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I
want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I
want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."
The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and
calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods
his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that
she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to
think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints
her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I
want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests
his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African
dialect.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking
really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I
cut."

Answer 4

Hi Sylas! Are you Greek? If you click on the discovery option here on Y/A, you can answer questions that are up for vote! Have a good nap!! Nighty-night!!

Answer 5

Well, you could be a real loser and make ANOTHER account and stay here with us. Oh, wait that would be me. Nevermind, go take a nap and have fun at work.

Answer 6

Well I know you won't be answering any of my questions today, so sad!! Have you hit your limit on voting?? Have you hit your limit on asking questions?? The higher you go the less limits you'll have!! Good Luck!!

Answer 7

Hmm Sylas are u sure uv reached ur daily answering limit...here's a gud joke for u...

One day Sylas reached his Daily Answering Limit... ==))

Answer 8

random fact

The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

True!

Answer 9

dont hurt yourself skating and have a good night at work=Q

Answer 10

it probably means you've been on the computer all day, when you could have been outside getting a tan. shame shame...