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Raise an army of bats to guard your lady bugs and to take out the locust in one fell swoop. Or, hire a horde of Mantis to box the snot out of the locust rancher. This way they'd never be able to pin the assult on you.

2007-09-19 07:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sptfyr 7 · 0 0

Ummm. I didn't know people made whole farms for ladybugs or locust. LOL. But I think revenge is a bit over the top. Don't you? How many ladybugs are we talking here? Are you even sure the farmer next door was growing the locust? It is their season right now here in Texas, they are every where. LOL... just go out and get some more and stop wasting your time on revenge tactics.

2007-09-19 13:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by mrslucke 2 · 0 0

I would place revenge on your neighboring locust rancher. However did you know that a crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. So those chocolate covered locusts would not be well licked by a crocodile.
I hope this helps good luck with your revenge

2007-09-19 13:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Sabs 2 · 0 0

Hire a Ladybug Bounty Hunter.

2007-09-19 13:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0 0

Locusts are a seasonal plague, I sincerely doubt that your neighboor was raising locusts. The best revenge is living well.

2007-09-19 13:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by tenar10r 3 · 3 0

First of all, "revenge is mine, saith the Lord." Don't be angry. This is nature. You can always replace the ladybugs and have peace. They aren't expensive.

2007-09-19 13:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sharon L 1 · 0 0

Yes! lots and lots of chocolate covered locusts, or marshmallow covered locusts or bbq'd locusts

2007-09-19 13:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by reggie 6 · 1 1

Bring on the praying mantis swarm..they are brutal! And a thousand gallons of gasoline..or, set a hamster on fire and have him run through the fields. I should know, it hasn't worked for me.

2007-09-19 13:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0 0

I don't know about anyone else, but I start licking my lips at the thought of, yes, you guessed it, chocolate covered locusts...mmmm mmmm

2007-09-19 13:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Let me get my "shoot'n irons" strapped on and I'll be right over. I can't stand ladies in distress. RScott

2007-09-19 15:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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