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OK, so he wears a mask and runs real fast. Big deal.

Isn't that what OJ did, too? He's not a superhero.

2007-09-19 05:01:03 · 16 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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That's rather funny. However, it's not your abilities that determine whether or not you a superhero. It's your actions.

2007-09-19 05:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 1 0

I actually gave a thumbs up to Suzanne... but then again, certain people take their mythology very seriously.

p.s. Superheroes usually catch and defeat the bad guys. OJ's been running around searching for them for more than a decade now. Flash, on the other hand, has all the necessary ingredients to be a superhero, or even a deity. He can do things that normal people can't do, his actions are recorded and preserved for the world to see, and he only exists in hard-copy or paperback novels and pamphlets. But, unlike most deities, we know exactly what the Flash looks like, his novels are graphic.

2007-09-19 06:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How the hell do you figure OJ isn't a superhero?

How else could a black man murder a blonde white chick and get off scott free? In a country where Black men have been beaten, lynched and set on fire for looking in the general direction of White women, OJ's was a superheroic feat.

http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/46c1ee2bz95ad66c7/13/__sr_/66b7.jpg?mgoRW8GBjxChBafh

2007-09-19 06:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by James-hova RTR: Suspended Champ 2 · 2 0

I don't think it's the powers that make a person a superhero, but what they do. I'd consider Flash, Batman, Captain America, Hawkeye, and otheres that don't have "real" superpowers, as superheros.

2007-09-19 06:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 1 1

I met Flash at a nightclub one night back in college. After a few too many tequila poppers, I found myself in his dorm room, learning about just how deceptively constraining those tights can be.

He earned his superhero badge. I still have the plaster cast if you'd like to see how one is really made.

Too bad it was over so quick.

2007-09-19 06:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

I don't think Batman qualifies as a superhero, either. Don't get me wrong, Batman rocks, but he was just a rich guy with a motive for revenge and sense of justice, no superpowers.

2007-09-19 06:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

The flash used his speed to create vortexes, vibrate through walls, and in one case (During DC's Zero Hour miniseries) he even used it to travel through time.

He even moves faster than Superman.

He's a superhero in my comic book... :P

2007-09-19 06:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I truly believe that flash IS a superhero.

2007-09-19 05:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by flash 4 · 2 0

Can't we just talk about Peter Petrelli, the cheerleader and how glad we are Sylar's not around anymore?

Oh, and I agree with Rachel - you're only a super hero if you have super powers.

Whadup Deke?

2007-09-19 07:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 1 0

Running isn't all he can do fast. He knocked up Wonder Woman, fondled AquaMan and gave the Hulk an atomic wedgie in the blink of an eye.

2007-09-19 05:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2 0

For a second there I was about to say that OJ had GLOVES that he wore...not a mask.
and then I figured that your were talking about his previous career.
or maybe not..?
who knows.
haha.

2007-09-19 06:37:57 · answer #11 · answered by Neener 2 · 2 0

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