Arghhh maties..
2007-09-19 04:56:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...
hard right to da strboard, hy ya there.. clear the decks.. for action, man the poop and stand by to haul the wind..
..By lucifer.. I will shave you beard, porcupine..
And I will pluck those feathers, sqawking popinja..pirate..
Ok what do you have now in the next question.. some thing about the musketeers..I will have to look for that now.. Bye.
2007-09-19 05:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by bakhan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating? To the baaahhhrrr!
What do pirate captains do with their old log books? They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
Why couldn't the pirates play cards? The captain was standing on the deck!
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath? They wanted to make a clean getaway!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl? A Play-matey!
What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night? Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!
Why is pirating addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
What does a pirate and a pimp have in common? They both say YO HO!
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? Arrr! Me heartie!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
2007-09-19 05:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alright Bob this kinda blows. Earlier today some goofy kid was trying to get a stupid pirate avatar game going and I answered back "Good luck I tried to get everyone to celebrate National Talk Like A Pirate Day" about a month ago. Now my goofy idea has jumped ship and ran away from me. It looks like N.T.L.A.P.Day will happen without me. Oh well, I'm keeping claim to my new over the counter miracle EX-LAX PM. It has a surprise in the end.
2007-09-19 05:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that on a talk show yesterday. But I thought they made it up just to fill their air time.
Do you have to talk like a Caribbean pirate from the old days or a Bangladeshi pirate from this year's Southeast Asia headlines?
2007-09-19 05:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ayye Matey
2007-09-19 05:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by cannot_remember_chit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no one might observe the version around right here - I stay interior the west of britain, that's the place Robert Newton (long John Silver in Treasure Island interior the 1950 action picture) have been given his accessory from. human beings "communicate like a pirate" as their everyday accessory.
2016-10-19 02:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrgh! Tis True! Happy Pirate Day! Are you going to paint a sea faring scene to honor it?
2007-09-19 05:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by Red Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if it wasn't for OJ and Brittany, there wouldn't be anything else to be heard on the news for the next two days. AARRRRR
2007-09-19 05:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well shiver me timbers me hearties, I did not know that. I must go and clear out ole' Cap'n Flint's cage and scrub me husband's barnacles.
2007-09-19 05:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Christina K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me sure did hear of this, ARG. Me be feeling on me booty all day long, and shivering me timbers whilst pillaging and raping as well. Arg, arg...Walk the plank, and investigate me captain's quarters....
2007-09-19 05:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋