What is a good thing to do with this jar full of fingernails?

Question

I've done the good work of the Lord and filled a jar all the way to the top with fingernails. Where can I drop them off for charity?

Answer 1

I am still working on an appropriate exhibit at the McCain Museum of Bodily Wastes. The nails belong to the world - I am determined that they will not be locked up in a safe somewhere. Proceeds from admission tickets will go towards the 30 foot bronze statute we are constructing of you.

Answer 2

I knew a girl whose father claimed that he had Elvis' fingernails. They didn't look so special to me. Why don't you sell them on Ebay and say they belong to Paris Hilton or some other perfect human.

Answer 3

sell them on ebay.or dont sell the whole jar at once,sell each fingernail separately.you might make more money that way

Answer 4

What good work? Showing that you're unstable. I hope this is a joke. I'd hate to think somebody would actually save their fingernails. I hope they are yours.

Answer 5

I don't know about for charity but if you want to throw a fundraiser for someone .... you can generously sprinkle them in the local salad bar, crock pots, pots of Chili too.

Answer 6

Charity?...........You can come over here and help me clean up the vomit that ensued after reading your nasty question.

Answer 7

Gross... throw the whole d@mn thing in the trash!

Answer 8

take them when you go out to eat and then before your last bite put it on the food... voila - free dinner.....

Answer 9

take them with you when you check into the insane asylum

Answer 10

Throw that nasty **** in the trash!