http://www.1010wins.com/Wandering-Cow-Caught-in-Queens-Yard/966562
A. Was she looking for some nice strong Bull to hook up with?
B. Looking to Mooooove in with other NYC Wildlife
C. Tired of the smelly small farm scene
D. Trying to be crowned Ms. BOVINE, NY
2007-09-19 04:08:09 · 9 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My, my what a fuss everyone is making! And, such insidious insinuations! Fact is..... Queenie had a ticket to see "The Lion King" on Broadway. (She's a big fan of the musicals, and moos along with all the tunes, you see.) Usually, she leaves, sees her show, and is back home in a day or two - tired, but happy - and none the worse for wear, I might add. (Bull? Now, really! Just 'cause a girl has a nice set of mammary glands. it doesn't mean she's easy... MEN!!) This time, however, she made a wrong turn; and sadly, ended up at a slaughterhouse in Queens. Upon realizing the seriousness of her error, she did what any self-respecting cow would do - ran like the dickens. So, that's her story, and she's sticking with it...
say what you will.
2007-09-19 09:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C. Tired of the smelly small farm scene
2007-09-19 04:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by brianna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She out all the time. I prefer to raise my cows free range. I hope she's safe. Last time she went to NY she came back with gang graffiti sprayed from head to hoof. It took the power washer and three bottles of conditioner just to get her looking good again.
2007-09-19 04:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What she's missing?
oh no it's not my cow . Must be someone else's. Mine's on the couch watching t.v.
2007-09-19 04:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by ghds 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its A. and if she knows what's good for her, she'll hook up with several and have my money by Friday!
2007-09-19 07:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it is ... style of seven hours to ... attack, & uh... hack (if little freezer) ... in accordance to my calculations... for an huge-unfold length... it may be... 5 over 4 divided via x squared divided via one million.533.... cases 2... could equivalent .... ringworm.
2016-12-17 05:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the last time--that was my grandma and she just gets a little confused sometimes!!
2007-09-19 04:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dont insult my sister.lol. lv Jo xx
2007-09-19 04:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i couldn't afford to get it neutered... so i dropped it off in somebodies back yard...
2007-09-19 04:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋