When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he _________ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like _________. A reporter from ______ yelled out, " _____________. The alien replied, "_________." "What's your name?" asked a ______ woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "______."
He was wearing __________ and reminded of a ________. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly _________. He looked at me and yelled, __________.
2007-09-19 02:55:26 · 19 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-19 03:08:20 · update #1
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he totally shocked the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Marshall Matt Dillon from Gunsmoke.A reporter from "Aliens are Us" yelled out, " Are you here on a visit or are you planning to stay?". The alien replied, "That depends on if I find what I'm looking for" "What's your name?" asked a yellow bloomered wearing woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "Mattbaby to you darlin'
He was wearing his heart on his sleave and reminded (me) of a love sick intergalactic cowboy!! As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly saw the same woman he had just spoken to making a B line towards the space vehicle. He looked at me and yelled, "I THINK SHE LOVES ME ALREADY"
2007-09-19 11:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he glanced at the crowd, OMG..He looked just like Jonathan Ross on a good day. A reporter from the Sun yelled out, hey mate are you related to Jonathon Ross, if not whats your name asked a rather large woman at the front of the crowd.
The alien replied Yingtang why whats yours.
He was wearing silver and gold glitter bell bottoms and he reminded me of the lead singer from the Bee Gees
As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd I suddenly had the urge for some jive talking, he looked at me and yelled, way to go girl, way to go.
2007-09-19 03:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he _flashed the crowd. OMG...He looked just like _Britney Spears. A reporter from _The Weekly World News yelled out, " _Flash them again. The alien replied, _"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." "What's your name?" asked a _huge woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, _"President George W. Bush."
He was wearing _a miniskirt and reminded of a _has-been pop tart. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly _threw a cream pie. He looked at me and yelled, _"If you were aiming for Bill Gates, you missed."
2007-09-19 12:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he waved to the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Michael Jackson. You could not tell if he was white or black. A reporter from the New York Post yelled out, " Who or what are you?" The alien replied, "They don't really care about us." "What's your name?" asked a fat, elderly woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "Smooth Criminal"
He was wearing shiny yellow pants and a tweed jacket that looked strangely familiar and reminded me of a certain someone. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly realised who he was and ran forward excitedly on all fours. He looked at me and yelled, "Bubbles!! My pet chimp!" The alien was Michael Jackson! I had missed him. Neverland was never the same without him. No one knows truly the love of a chimp for a dear friend.
2007-09-19 03:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by violeo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When the space alien stepped out of th UFO he greeted the crowd. OMG... he looked just like Britney spears. Areporter from MTV yelled out, "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"! The alien replied, Im A SLAVE FOR U! " Whats ur name? asked a pregnant woman at the from of the crowd. The alien replied Michael Jackson.
He was wearing a skirt and reminded of a whale. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, i suddenly threw up. He looked at me and yelled, Im a blond!!!
2007-09-19 03:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by kathy N 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he flipped off the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Elvis. A reporter from hell yelled out, " damn right. The alien replied, " well ****." "What's your name?" asked a rather large woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "yo momma."
He was wearing socks and reminded of a booger. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly farted. He looked at me and yelled, well hello 2 you 2 .
2007-09-19 03:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he mooned__ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like a chimpanzee. A reporter from E News yelled out, " Nice butt!. The alien replied, "you should see the other one." "What's your name?" asked a Republican woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "Dick Cheney."
He was wearing pajamas with little bunnies on it and reminded of a nightmare. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly peed my pants. He looked at me and yelled, Condi?
2007-09-19 03:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Global warming ain't cool 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he scared the crowd. OMG...He looked just like Osama Bin Laden.A reporter from _CNN yelled out, " Hey Ugly !The alien replied, "bit biite me earthling." "What's your name?" asked a bearded woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "my name is bleebrurp and you are uglier than me."
He was wearing a turban and reminded of a _terrorist______. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly farted. He looked at me and yelled, _earthlings stink.
2007-09-19 03:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by vivib 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he _________ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like _________. A reporter from ______ yelled out, " _____________. The alien replied, "_________." "What's your name?" asked a ______ woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "______."
He was wearing __________ and reminded of a ________. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly _________. He looked at me and yelled, __________.
2007-09-19 10:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the space alien stepped out of the UFO he ___scoped out______ the crowd. OMG...He looked just like _the guys from Roswell____. A reporter from ___The Washington Post___ yelled out, " _Have you come to take Hillary home?"__. The alien replied, "_She would like it on our planet__." "What's your name?" asked a _bald__ woman at the front of the crowd. The alien replied, "_Universal Health Care__."
He was wearing __bad hairpiece________ and reminded of a _politician_______. As he walked to the microphone to address the crowd, I suddenly __passed out_______. He looked at me and yelled, ___Vote for me!!!_______.
2007-09-19 05:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋