a problem!
Ahoy, Me ate a bucket o' cooked cabbage.
Aarrgghh, I'm bloated like a beached whale. Aye, me parrot concurs!
How do I reliev this gas? Aye
2007-09-19 02:43:29 · 30 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Arrrrgh!
'Tis a query after me own heart. All good pirates captains know that a good case of the winds be the proper answer for a ship becalmed. We pirates consider such a wind a blessin'.
If ye be not at sea then thar be one other use for such a case of the winds. Get in the car with yer hubby, turn up the heat (this be workin' best in the winter when the victim must choose between freezin' temperatures and sufferin') and release yer gale forces. Any landlubber will surrender his booty!
2007-09-19 09:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Black Jacque Chirac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-27 02:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get ye off that plank, have a wee glass o warm beer and a bit of a mock sword fight and belch out that gas in a proper loud pirates manor. Cook ye next bucket with a bit of a pinch of soda and aarrrggghhh not so much feelin' like a whale.
2007-09-19 03:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by lilabner 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You guys (oops I mean people) are a regular riot ! I can't type and think of anything witty to say but, when I was in nursing, after surgery the patients were encouraged to get up and walk around so they could get rid of gas. I remember one older lady apologizing for having some success at it and the charge nurse said ," don't apologize Mrs Jones, it's music to our ears!"
2007-09-19 07:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
fer landlubbers, there be always the option of the spike thru the gut, ala that scene with the sheep in "far from the madding crowd" after they eat the bad weeds and blow up like balloons. remember that? or, maybe just easier to try some simethicone, which always worked well for our wee bairn.
2007-09-19 04:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by ellarosa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahoy! Mateys, Aye, Cap'n, Avast! Shiver me timbers. Rattle me bones. 'Tis pirate day, matey. Haw! Haw! Pieces of eight! Arrrrgghh!
Ye old Gas-X'll do it every time, matey. Aye.
2007-09-19 02:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
the latest analyze skill that the Viking Sea Donkeys have been pirate vegetable stealers. and for this reason there are not any vegetables in Scotland to this very day. (Oh expensive. I rather have merely realised what TFM stands for. chuffed birthday TFM.)
2016-10-09 11:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What e'er ye do,stand clear from the cannons when me mate lights em up,with the fire stick. Aye,we be havin' enough incomming explosions to contend with,as it tis
2007-09-19 08:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby Greensleeves 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aye lass, me friends 'ave said rightly----'beano' be a sure cure fer the effects 'o cabbage! I 'appen to love 'beano'. ;) Aarrgghhh!
2007-09-19 05:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Hawt Richard loves Peace Yo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny question & great honest answers.
Braking wind is a very natural body function that we have turned into a laughing matter & embarrassing situation.
On that note: Get some Beano, find a spot away (bathroom with reading material) from others & let her rip.
For Heaven's sake, don't drink any soda, like coke etc. The pain will be severe & the out come -painful.
2007-09-19 02:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by dragon 5 · 6⤊ 4⤋