Thank you xox
2007-09-19 02:09:10 · 8 answers · asked by Ginny Jin 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Teacher: "Why are you late"
Me: "Cos the lesson started before i got here"
I got sent out for that one
2007-09-19 02:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... I was pulled over a couple of weeks ago for some light dangling from the back of my car... Have yet to figure out what it is. :-/
Anyway, when the officer flashed his light over my Inspection and Tax stickers (It was at night), he saw that my inspection was seven months over due. He told that it was out and asked why I hadn't gotten it changed, I replied, "I forgot... I'm sorry."
It must have worked, cause he let me go. I was so happy. I couldn't afford a ticket! I think I fell in love with a state trooper. :-)
2007-09-19 09:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I'm late, I found narnia in the back of my wardrobe and got lost trying to find my way back.
Used on a teacher to great results!
2007-09-19 09:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by iamtheactor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy I met at a conference was pressing to get into my hotel room, promising he won't do anything, so I started talking about religion. Ha! Ha! Ha! One thing a good Catholic education is good for.
2007-09-19 09:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I skipped school by my mom making the excuse that I was sick. And I wasn't sick, I just needed plenty of days to de-stress and relax.
It sure worked, though!
2007-09-19 11:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my hamster ate it.
an excuse for not having a school project done, and believe it or not it was true. i must have left it too close to the cage, and the cheeky hamster pulled it thru the bars of his cage n chewed it up to make its nest!!!
2007-09-19 09:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by skapunkspud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, wrong one, I tht you were a bit tight!
2007-09-19 09:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but It's me not you....
2007-09-19 09:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by Doodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋