dad's are great too and i by no means will leve them out, they do a great job too.
but a mom has so meany titles that it not fare to not
think about them and what they do for the family.
tell me the titles you think she has.
2007-09-19 01:53:41 · 8 answers · asked by denise c 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
This was from an e-mail that's circulated around a few times:
Job Description - MOM
POSITION:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right
2007-09-19 02:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Erin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a few months ago they had that question on TV and it came down to that the only thing a mom isn't is a dad. Moms today are just about what ever they need to be when they need to be. I should know I am a single mom and what more can I say.
2007-09-19 02:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by rassberiess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moms are many things. She is a wife, a sister, an aunt, a friend, a person who keeps the household in order. She is the banker, seamstress, cook, teacher,and the chauffeur. A doctor at times, and most of all she is a miracle from God!!!
2007-09-19 02:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by eppie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my Mom, I miss my Dad...My mother is the sweetest, hardest working woman I know. Even when dad was killed a few months ago she still goes on, taking care of my younger sister and brother. She still works and everything. I dont understand how some people can hate their parents, i guess they werent as fortunate to have a mother like mine, I could never hate her.
2007-09-19 02:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Flying Spagetti Monster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mum, carer, nurturer, playmate, cook, cleaner, friend, disciplinarian, doctor, sympathizer, teacher, bank account, financial adviser, god, assistant, boss, hairdresser, stylist, event organizer, designer, chauffeur, and so many more.
I love my mum, she is the best!
2007-09-19 02:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Stiffler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, each mom is different and does different things.
2007-09-19 02:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by janicajayne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moms are everything. They can do anything.
2007-09-19 01:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by inlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
matchless relations of any kind
2007-09-19 02:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by Rana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋