Funny childhood storys!?

Question

Can you remember any of those funny childhood memories that still cracks you up now?

Mine has got to be when my little sis fell down the toilet, she was so tiny (as in short and skinny) that she sat on the edge slipped and when we went in to help her all we could see was he arms legs and head. It was so funny!! Bless her Love you sis. xx

Answer 1

This is from way back when my 'baby' (he's now 23) brother had his first haircut.
It was quite short and fuzzy, and one afternoon while he was sitting in his highchair, my little sister created a Fuzzy Felt scene all over his head. She had the farm set, so he was smothered in sheep, cows, trees, the lot. It looked fantastic!

Answer 2

Our youngest daughter (now 17 yrs old and will kill me if she finds out I've done this!!!) slipped down the loo when she was about 3. She had wanted to go on her own because she was "a big girl" but she fell in and screamed and cried because she thought there was a toilet monster biting her bum! It was the cold water just touching her but me and her dad couldn't help her at first for laughing. We kept her fear of a toilet monster going for a couple of years (evil or wot!!) so she'd always flush the loo! Another one, same daughter - when she was around the same age maybe bit younger, when she first wore knickers we went into town to the cafe. She had a little dress on and she walked to the front of the cafe and in front of everyone she lifted her dress right up over her head and shouted "look, me got knickers!" - the whole place was in stitches!! When she was 5 and not long into school she wanted to dress herself which we let her do. It was wintertime and she put woolly tights on. Unfortunately she had an "accident" and it was then that her teacher found out our daughter had no knickers on! Her tights were wet through, no knickers and school didn't have any clean spare pairs - we got phone call and had to go get her! First time she had her haircut at hairdressers she cried all the way through it because she said it hurt! But the very funniest (not at the time it wasn't!) - was when she was a baby, scooting round the house in a baby walker. She managed to open the cupboard under the sink, which had a childproof lock on it and pulled a large, Pyrex dish out which crashed to the floor. It shattered into a zillion tiny pieces onto the floor. The dish made a terrible noise when it landed and shattered that it, literally, scared the sh*t out of her!!! Instant diarhea eeyuk!! She was wearing a babygro at the time and it was oozing out everywhere! When we took her out of the walker we had to wrap her in a towel to get her upstairs into the bath! It took several fills to get the water clear! The dish was a family heirloom too and we couldn't replace it as it was very, very old!!!!!!

Answer 3

My cousins and I were walking through the woods and saw the head of a turkey peeking out at us about five yards away. I had just watched a show about ostriches on the Discovery Channel and learned that a momma ostrich will do anything to protect her eggs and that included kicking potential predators with her powerful legs and sometimes disemboweling them... Well, I thought this turkey was an ostrich (I had no clue about what animals really lived where at that age) and me and my cousins ran as fast as we could all the way back to grandmas house, screaming.

Answer 4

My father built us really cool bunk beds.. They weren't up/down one was across the other vertical underneath like an "L".. Well, I was about 6 and my sister was 2 or 3 so she had the bottom she loved to "invade" my top bunk space and since the ladder was built on I couldn't keep her off my bed. So, I would dangle her by her feet off the top of my bunk and let her go onto her bed.. I did this A Lot and she LOVED it ! Until my mother was picking up the house and caught me ! I'm sure I could've hurt her, eventually !
This one just "popped" into my head... I'm the oldest by a few yrs of the grandchildren in my family... So, it was my job when everyone was over to play to watch everyone along with my uncle who was older a teenager... One evening BEFORE it was time to go home.. We got the idea to get the slip/slide out.. My father had told us to get cleaned up and pack out suitcase...So, INSTEAD we got some dishsoap and put it on the slip/slide.... The adults were inside playing cards.. We were all having a good time slipping sliding all over the yard with the dishsoap ! FINALLY, my Dad pops his head out to see what everyone was doing and there's bubbles everywhere/soap and were just a mess ! I thought my Dad was going to kill us- my grandparents HAD A beautiful yard and dishsoap kills grass ! Also, everyone 6 kids covered in dishsoap and slippery he couldn't catch us to spank us ! I'm sure it had to be a funny sight !

Answer 5

Mine was toilet related too! It was a cold day and off i went to the toilet with a comic. as it was cold i put the comic on the floor and sat on my hands to stop from getting a freezy bum...i'm sure you can see where this is going! i leant forward to read my comic (damn the beano!) and fell off. of course no hands to stop me! they are too busy keeping my bum warm!

So i fell on my nose onto carpet tiles which were well to be honest nasty! i had carpet burns on my nose for a week! of course my sister was at the same school as me so word soon got round as to what i had done! I was bog diver for a year!

Answer 6

My dad was a Navy man and had, well, a dirty mouth. He used to call a woman's private parts "Snatch". Well, I saw a paperback in a store called "the Snatch" and just knew it was a dirty book so I stole it and hid out in my bedroom closet at night for almost a week reading it and there wasn't one dirty word in the whole book! It was about a kidnapping!!

Answer 7

I fell over and got a tiddlywink stuck in my head when i was 5 (Dont ask!!), Had to go to hospital to ahve it removed, I still have a scar now

Answer 8

I had a fascination with flushing the toilet. I tried to flush my puppy down the toilet (unsuccessful attempt) and also my mother's diamond earings (successful attempt)

Answer 9

my mum painted the loo seat in our downstairs toilet once and didnt bother telling anyone
my sister came home from work, busting for a pee............and you can guess the rest,
I still have a picture in my memory of my sis and a bottle of turps

Answer 10

Mom was always telling us not to jump on the bed. Low and behold what do we do? We jump on the bed of course. Well I was 6 years old and jumping away and my sister bumped into me sending me through the window. I have two scars on my arm from it. I'm 24 now. I mostly remember mom screaming. IDK if that's funny or not. It's funny to me though!!!