you found a stranger on your toilet in the middle of the night
2007-09-18 22:56:20 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Has actually happened to me! I was on caravan holiday and my parents were all up having a drink with some friends. It was a hot night so they left the caravan doors open, and this bloke had obviously had a few too many and wandered into the wrong caravanthinking it was his (easily done they all look the same). He came in through the back door and my parents were down the other end so they didn't see him.
I think my exact words were, "who the f*** are you". I don't know who was more embarrased
2007-09-18 23:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Would Say " Im The Boogyman And Im Coming To Get Ya!!!! Hahaha!!!!"
Then That Stranger Gets Scared And Jumps Out The Window!!!
Haha!!!!
2007-09-18 23:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm getting up about 5 times a night to use the loo at the moment as I am very pregnant. I actually go in a semi awake state so I would probably just sit on his lap and pee.
2007-09-18 23:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a beer, and stay up watching random **** on the TV, or go and vandalize **** in the town, then tell him to come back to flush the toilet 5 days later.
2007-09-18 23:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On tv.. i think it was COPS there was a lady who found a stranger in her bathtub in the middle of the night... he got arrested. oh yah he broke in through the window
2007-09-18 23:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the circumstances and whether it's male or female. If its male, I'd probably call the cops. If female (less threatening), I'd probably show her the door, unless she could think up a good excuse for staying.
2007-09-18 23:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by dweebken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit him on the head with the toilet cleaner and squirt him with chlorine
2007-09-18 23:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably pee myself as thats the only thing i wake up for.Then i'd sream and then i would want to know who the heck this stranger is!
2007-09-18 23:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by britestar001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he needed anything to read.
Although, there's plenty in there. There's a Star Trek novel and a copy of Plato's Republic.
2007-09-18 23:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him politely can I use my toilet. And throw him out of my house.
2007-09-18 22:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋