give me your best effort?
2007-09-18 21:01:16 · 50 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Avast me hearty! Belay that bilge, we all know it be Talk Like a Pirate day. So let's slice the main brace afore i make thee kiss the gunner's daughter!
Yo-ho-ho!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
2007-09-19 00:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aarlroit yer filthy poirots!!! Where be ye!!
Oi be Captain Claude.. AAarrrrrr!! So yer be wishin ta bee a poirot abard mi ship ai? Wull yer gunna hav ter arsk yersulf a few kweschins.. AAAARrrrrrr!!!.... Can yer handle yer grog, errr, wot about manning the crows nest fur furty noits und furty deys whith a mere scrap uf 1 week old grub left in the blistorin son after being dipped in the moity sea ta add som taste! Can yer handel a kis frum the gonners darter? Yer best be warned... Any bokkaneer wontin ta cummit mutiny will meet with ropes end and be fed to the fishes before darn.. YOHOHO.. A poirots loif Fer ME!!!!!!
2007-09-19 18:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by Claude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"
The pirate replies, "Arrgghh, it's driving me nuts..."
2007-09-18 21:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by The Green Bastard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks right into a bar, and he has a sort of wood ships steerage wheels popping out of his pants. The bartender says to him, "howdy pal, whats that?" The pirate says, "i don't comprehend, besides the undeniable fact that it is employing me nuts!!!"
2016-10-09 11:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by zaheer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats easy!
Lift the skin up, and put into the bunt the slack of the clews (not too taut), the leech and foot-rope, and body of the sail; being careful not to let it get forward under or hang down abaft. Then haul your bunt well up on the yard, smoothing the skin and bringing it down well abaft, and make fast the bunt gasket round the mast, and the jigger, if there be one, to the tie.
2007-09-18 21:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrrrr..... Avast Ye Scurvy Dog!
I'll sail the seven seas for a gold dubloon to board yer rat-ridden wreck!
2007-09-18 21:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by Xerces 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Begorrrah Bejeasus, an I taut it was Talk Like a Leprechaun Day. I've bin practicin all week.
2007-09-18 21:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Gardengirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ay Cap'n that I did me hearty. Land ahoy. Shiver me timbers. Look starboard. Shall we sail the seven seas 2gether?? Get me a rum boy.!!!!!
2007-09-18 21:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by bammbamm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By the barnacle-encrusted beard of Neptune!! Thar be enough salty dogs here to scuttle every ship in the Royal Navy's Armada ...
Arr, belay the lollygaggin', me hearties ... Thar be booty out thar, and it be not plundering itself, says I.
2007-09-19 09:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're bloody buccaneers!
And each a murderin' crook.
We massacre Indians and little boys
and feed them to Captain Hook!
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
That villainous Captain Hook!
2007-09-19 00:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋