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When the door to the limo opened, out stepped _______.
He looked as yummy as _________. I nearly ______ as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from _________ nearly broke my ______ to get a close-up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my ______, he angrily yelled at me, __________.
My _______ lawyer has already gotten our court date set.
Oh! By the way....... __________ , the person from the limo, has invited me to go to _________ with him.
My doctor says I can go just as soon as my _____ heals.
2007-09-18 18:22:49 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
When the door to the limo opened, out stepped Ru Paul. He looked as yummy as as those pink marshmallow peeps that you get in your easter basket if you're a good boy or girl. I nearly stepped on a duck as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from the Aisles of Wight nearly broke my tiffany class penguin to get a close-up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my sternoclydomastoid, he angrily yelled at me, "Boobala boobala Kahng Boobala!" My Pekinese lawyer has already gotten our court date set. Oh! By the way.....Ru Paul, the person from the limo, has invited me to go to The Rocky Horror Picture Show with him. My doctor says I can go as soon as my metatarsil heals.
Nice Sunshine!
2007-09-19 02:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the door of the limo opened, out stepped HILLARY CLINTON. She looked as yummy as AN APPLE PIE. I nearly CHOKED as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from THE DAILY PLANET nearly broke my TOE to get a close up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my TOE he angrily yelled at me, "It's only a toe, what's your problem lady?" My loving lawyer has already gotten our court date set. Oh, by the way, Hillary, the person from the limo, has invited me go to the White House with her when she gains the Presidency. My doctor says I can go just as soon as my toe heals.
2007-09-19 02:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the door to the limo opened, out stepped _George Strait______.
He looked as yummy as __he does in pictures_______. I nearly _wet my pants_____ as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from _The Daily Planet___ nearly broke my _bootie_____ to get a close-up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my _behind_____, he angrily yelled at me, _get a freakin' life!__.
My __Outhouse__ lawyer has already gotten our court date set.
Oh! By the way....... ___George Strait___ , the person from the limo, has invited me to go to __on tour___ with him.
My doctor says I can go just as soon as my __butt___ heals.
2007-09-19 01:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the door to the limo opened, out stepped Big Abe. He looked as yummy as ever. I nearly fell as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from Parrot News nearly broke my ankle to get a close-up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my goddamn foot, he angrily yelled at me, "Shut the fcuk up btich!".
My eccentric lawyer has already gotten our court date set.
Oh! By the way....... hmmm Big Abe, the person from the limo, has invited me to go to bed, sorry to go to a concert with him.
My doctor says I can go just as soon as my foot heals.
2007-09-19 00:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When the door to the limo opened, out stepped OJ. He looked as yummy as BEFORE WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED. I nearly WAS KNOCKED OVER BY JESSE JACKSON as I jockeyed for my position in the crowd. Cameras were snapping and a reporter from FOX NEWS nearly broke my STRIDE to get a close-up. When I turned to tell him that he was hurting my CHANCES TO GET A PICTURE OF OJ, he angrily yelled at me, "NOT TIL I GET THE RIGHTS TO ALL THE PHOTOS". My HOLLYWOOD lawyer has already gotten our court date set. Oh! By the way......OJ, the person from the limo, has invited me to go to HIS SENTENCING HEARING with him.
My doctor says I can go just as soon as my CAMERA SNAPPING FINGER heals.
2007-09-18 22:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 01:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-19 00:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋