What would be a GREAT SATIRICAL HEADLINE for a newspaper article?

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About any news going on right now..it can be about anything!!!! give me a funny one!! ;)

2007-09-18 17:16:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

"DESPERATE VEGETARIANS DECLARE COWS PLANTS"

2007-09-18 17:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by glinzek 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR - New York Post 1982 (yes, it's absolutely real!)

2007-09-19 00:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by frillyseaslug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋