quote, episode, scene, character, whatever
my favourite quotes:
Roseanne to Dan and Darlene.
"Well thanks you guys, they'll be a little extra hash in your brownies tonight."
when Jackie is addicted to the internet:
Jackie: "I'm learning useful things. I'm growing as a person."
David: "You're in the Urkel chatroom!"
2007-09-18 15:43:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i remember one scene where Roseanne found a bag of pot and her,and Dan,and Jacket stayed in the bathroom and smoked it.that was so funny lmao
2007-09-18 15:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by rebelady 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I remember is when Dan drank the spoiled milk late at night and rolled all over the floor in the kitchen. Then he raised up long enough to manage to put it back in the refrigerator before he passed out. All through the show everyone kept getting the spoiled milk and tasting it and making faces and putting it back in the refrigertor so by the time Dan got it it was really bad. LOL.
Oh, I also remember when Dan and Roseanne were arguing over Darlene. Dan said, " What are you going to do follow her around so you can watch her all day?" Roseanne said, " No, I thought I would sit her on top of the TV so you could watch her all day."
2007-09-18 15:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Roseanne. I liked the one where Jackie slept with Arnie. I liked when Fisher beat up Jackie. Roseanne had to go post Dan's bail. Darline said "I bet when you pictured this in your head I was on the other side of the bars". Darline always had hot ones.
2007-09-18 15:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always loved the Halloween episodes. My favorite was when Darlene was dressed up like she'd been stabbed and when Becky said "Drop dead, Darlene", Darlene fell to the floor like she was dead!! That was so funny!
2007-09-18 15:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes Dan is dead and Darlene and David do get married and have a baby. Thats all I remember it was so sad....
2016-05-18 01:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved when Darlene went into that "wear all black" phase. I followed her & I'm still there - I'm 29!
2007-09-18 15:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by pauletterx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one of my fave shows.
the one where dan has flashbacks of his childhood and trying to drink out of a large mug full of coffee and he remembers that his mug from his childhood had an airplane propeller on it and he thinks that his face gets cut off.
2007-09-18 15:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when they had the neighbors across the street who left their curtains all the time and were nude all the time. Dan says "its like a trainwreck,I (or you cant remember i am old) cant stop looking"
2007-09-18 15:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by woween03 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I remember when her son begged Roseanne to eat some unsweetened chocolate and she said no...he kept begging and then she eventually "gave in" .....lol....
2007-09-18 15:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Flaming Tresses aka Walkingbymoonlight 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like when they go to Disney World one thing that makes her smile besides her stupid sister .
2007-09-19 05:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by LaTrelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋