Would you rather....?

Question

be able to hear every cell phone ring in your neighborhood

or

smell every fart???

Answer 1

pharts or phones, are you kidding, one is just as big of a pain in the rear as the other.

Answer 2

hear every cell phone. Most of my close neighbors are 60+ and do not own cell phones anyways, besides, I think listening to ringtones is interesting. However,smelling all their farts would be very miserable for the same 60+ reasoning.

Answer 3

Cell phone♥

Answer 4

I would rather smell every fart because not all farts are stinky some you cannot smell at all. However all cell rings would be annoying. Especially when you are trying to sleep, watch tv, meditate.

Answer 5

I'd rather you smelled every fart and then You'd get a thousand phone calls confirming that there was a fart.
Now fart off.

Answer 6

**Hear every Cell Phone Ring**

Answer 7

Hear every cell phone. The neighborhood is almost empty.

Answer 8

hear every cell phone ring in my neighborhood

Answer 9

hear the cell phone ring.

Answer 10

cell phone. certain people's farts stick to you and you can't get rid of them long after you've left the offending party. Especially if they fart in your car. Ugh.

Answer 11

I don't have a very good sense of smell so I'll take the latter, those cell phones ringing would push me over the edge....I can buy air freshner!