2007-09-18 13:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're on ! this might take several revisits and edits
but silly rhymes always appealed to me.
I take the freedom though, to include insensitive remarks
and cowardly and objectionable actions, that will insure
your Lover leaves You!!.
Throw her under the train, Shane
Sleep with her best pal,Al
Just chop of her head,Rhett
Demand perverted sex,Tex
Slow poison or Quick?,Rick
Toaster in the tub,Chub
Sell her as a slave,Dave
Kick her out in the Snow,Joe
Just run out of cash,Flash
Start running like H*ll,Mel
Disconnect the brake,Jake
Just act like a Freak,Zeke
Just bore her to Death,Fred
Just wear the same dress,Jess
Have here declared insane,Wayne
Something heavy to drop?,Bob
"Don't call me,I'll call you",Stue
Just take that hike,Mike
Just move to Detroit,Floyd
Burn her at the Stake,Jake
Make'm send here to Jail,Dale
Just pretend you are dead. Ed
Say you're terminally Ill, Bill
Just you bop till you drop,Rob
Just tell her you're gay, Ray
Only answer in Dutch,Butch
Report her here on Yahoo,Lou
Say you love another man,Stan
Show her your blow-up doll,Ol
Just keep sending her spam.Sam
Hit the road,don't look back,Jack
Keep mentioning your Ex,Rex
'Not your fault, It is me!"-,Lee
Never sleep in the same bed,Brad
Do another Tour de France,Lance
I'd rather live in Iraq!,Zack
Just make out with her mom,Tom
Look under another skirt,Bert
Just admit you're a louse,Klaus
"Live apart for a while",Kyle
Why don't you give it a miss,Chris
You just slip her that pill,Will
Does she know you are lewd,Newt
I'm too sexy for your bed,Fred
Just one more dirty Trick. Dick
2007-09-18 22:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dump her by fax, Max
Become a hermit, Kermit
Take holy vows, Klaus
Marry her mom, Tom
Jump off a train, Wayne
Dive off a board, Claude
Put a gun to your head, Ted
Enlist in the Navy, Davey
Become a tranny, Manny
Sell your @ss on the street, Pete
Get sentenced to jail, Dale
Buy a separate bed, Fred
Emigrate to France, Lance
Take a hike, Ike ...
... Aw hell, just leave, Steve!
2007-09-18 14:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cram on the tram man!
Fly on standby guy!
Sneak up the creek geek!
Hide in some Tide Clyde!
Hitch hike with a bike Mike!
Strut with King Tutt butt!
Hit the road toad!
Run for fun son!
2007-09-18 13:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by Buddie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
#8 - Hide out in a cave, Dave
#9 - Bore him to death, Beth
#10 - Get her fired from her job, Rob
#11 - Run him over with the car, Shar.
2007-09-18 13:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"50 Ways to Leave Your Love" was just the title of the
song. He revealed enough ways. If he had revealed a
whole 50, then the song would've been 45 times too
long!
2007-09-18 13:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Pete K 5 · 0⤊ 7⤋
#7 - Clean out the bank account and drive across the country.
♫:: ♪::: . Remove all the cash, Slash
and Get on the road, Toad. :::♪:::♫
2007-09-18 13:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
#13 announce you were a different gender
#14 cut them off from sex
2007-09-18 14:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
#33 Move all the furniture out while their gone
2007-09-18 13:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well THAT'S going to be in my head the rest of the night...
2007-09-18 14:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
#50 Cut off his "manhood" while he sleeps.
2007-09-18 13:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋