Can you please help me with this really hard college level math problem?

Question

2+2

I've been trying to figure it out for hours. I went to tutoring and they couldn't help, I tried it in my calculator and it even broke, I called Chuck Norris and he roundhouse kicked me, I tried with my fingers and toes and all the nails broke, I called Jesica Simpson and she told me it was a kind of fish that usually comes in a can, I asked my math teacher and she doesn't get it neither; we are working together to solve it by next week!

What should I do?

Thanks a lot for your help

Answer 1

4.

I had to use my calculator and I thought about it so hard, it almost killed me. But I finally got the answer.

You're welcome.

Answer 2

calculus is harder, but it isn't all that hard actually. I'll be taking calculus 3 in the fall. It is pretty ok. Calculus for business should just be applied calculus, where as regular calculus class offers some explanation of applications and more of calculus in it's entirety. There is a lot of trigonometry, at least in my classes, in calculus class. You have to know how to find the limits, derivatives, integrals and sequence and series of trig functions and such. And you should definitely know how to evaluate them. If you don't take trig, you should at least study up on it on your own because that will only help you.

Answer 3

I know the answer, but I can't express it in writing because it's too complicated.....

normally I would solve it with helium nucleuses and by estimating the electron count of Alpha Centauri, but I think that if you allow a rough approximation:
3.999999999999999999999999

Answer 4

For the answer to this question, I will refer you to the answer given by Warren T. Rat in An American Tail:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and 2 plus 2 is 22."

And who said movies never taught you anything?

Answer 5

Really? I always thought I was the only one! If you figure it out before me tell me! If I find out first I'll tell you ok? It's been driving me crazy for years! :S

Answer 6

Ask Arnold.