i'm going to be a cranky old witch who sits in her rocking chair and demands in a very loud voice that my children look after me cos i gave them the best years of my life.
i will pretend to be deaf and forget to put my teeth in.
i will listen to guns n roses very loud (cos i'm pretending to be deaf) and use my walking stick to hit people on the shins as they pass by (or dont speak loud enough!)
and i'm going to insist that i can still drive my old FLOG even though i need new glasses and cant even remember the rules of the road.
2007-09-18 22:34:41
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answered by nuttygirl824 4
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well have fun im only 18 and already moan about the youth of today! i think im an 70 yr old in an 18 yr olds body! I guess then i will be saying oh can i join in and come clubbing with you?, turn the music up and lets have a puff of that wackey backey you are smoking! FUN
2007-09-18 19:27:14
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answered by karla o 3
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I'm gonna retire Disgracefully.
When I get to 65, I will sit on the street corner with my bottle of Lambrini or Bella Brusco and shout insults at the young people as they go by.
2007-09-19 10:57:09
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answered by Andy F 5
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I totally agree!!!!
When I was young xmas presents ,where Action man,broons book, football strip and a board game like monoply or take the brain :) Oh!! and for the record I'm 44yrs old :)
2007-09-18 20:03:53
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answered by Zenlife07 6
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I am not going to moan about how hard things were and encourage the local kids to throw eggs at my window or shout things at me when I go outside but instead help the kids throw eggs at your house for being such a grumpy pensioner.
2007-09-19 04:37:08
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answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6
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Ha ha, as I'm old already I guess I'm allowed to start saying those things, thing is I sound just like my parents did when they moaned at me when I was young, think I'll give it a miss and just hit them with my zimmer instead.
2007-09-18 19:28:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm going to sit around and talk wierd for a few years
2007-09-19 00:15:08
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answered by blue_jean_baby_0213 1
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I am going to write stories and poems when I get old, just like I do today.
2007-09-18 19:28:02
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answered by Aubri M 4
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I'm going to turn senile and 5hit in your airing cupboard.
please send address so that I can get it wrong and 5hit next door...
2007-09-18 19:30:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm going to try and get even older....
2007-09-18 19:30:19
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answered by Polo 7
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