I got one earlier today that told me I'm the chosen one, lol.
It was one of those stupid you have won such and such cash spam emails.
2007-09-18 11:29:52 · 21 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't remember the funniest, but the one I have in my junk box right now reads as follows:
"Like millions of other males, I was not too happy with my penis size. so i dont something about it
Galit michaluk"
Now that's what I call 'hilarious'... "Galit michaluk."
2007-09-18 11:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This easily befell to my mom. sometime, she gets a telephone call from a guy who claims to be from Wal-mart. He advised her that because of the fact she had offered at Wal-Mart together with her mastercard, she grow to be immediately entered to win a washer-Dryer set. She grow to be incredibly excited and commenced leaping around the abode. the guy advised her to bypass to her interior of reach Wal-Mart and take a image id alongside for data. He additionally advised her that she does no longer have the skill to declare her prize except she advised the customer service representative a word that she could write down so she does no longer forget approximately. I guess you all know how that is which you will in no way discover pen and paper once you fairly choose it. So she finally unearths something to place in writing on and the guy tells her: write be conscious for be conscious each little thing that I say... and he starts dictating: A washer washes... A Dryer Dries... A F*cker F*cks, yet you're too dumb... the guy hung up. My mom did no longer get it till like 5 minutes later. i think the funniest area grow to be seeing the awestruck expression on her face.
2016-10-19 00:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be ordained as a priest - can be handy in lots of life's questions..like marriage, births, burials and prasing cars and trucks and get lots of free water and rice cakes. All for the price of 100$.
The other was to get a longer donger..put this amzing creme on your tiny weener and within weeks you'll have one to be proud of! All for a mere 50$ per month and out of court settlements.
These are just a couple of those amusing themes..I still get some though can see in the detail that they are actually spam messages and just delete them without opening them.
2007-09-18 11:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
REPLY IS CONFIDNTIAL AND URGENT (typical spam e-mail subject line)
All those stupid Nigerian bank scams . . . apparently there are enough truly stupid Americans to keep the spam coming . . . I guess some people wouldn't recognize a scam if it hit them upside the face.
2007-09-18 21:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one telling me that my penis was small and needed urgent attention, then said that it would only cost me $149.99 and in REALLY small print it said charged to your credit cards 5 times a month.
now if I only had a penis this could be amazing....but on the other hand for that price I'd keep my small one! lol
2007-09-18 11:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Music 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
one from lawyer representing a family who looking for lost relative and feel that i'm it, and would like to give me large amount of money
spam is a daily thing, guess they figure someone will be stupid enough to go for it sooner ot later
2007-09-18 11:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me, same thing. Also "Do you want a xxxx buddy?" Not really funny, just pathetic, so Into the spam can with it!
2007-09-18 11:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one called the Swear Jar. Its hillarius. You should look it up on You Tube. Its awesoem.
2007-09-18 11:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one saying I needed Viagra, and they offered me a free sample!
2007-09-18 11:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one saying Kevin Bacon can help me with car insurance.
2007-09-18 11:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by bluey_sheila 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋