You know you're getting old when you're cautioned by the doctor to slow down instead of the police.
You wife says, "honey let's go up stairs and make love." And you say, " Honey, you know I can't do both."
Know any more? Let's here them.
2007-09-18 10:58:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when your avatar is the rolling stones logo
2007-09-18 11:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bluebell, you should still be partying at 34. Ma bro is 34 and he was away DJing in Miami. Said he was DJin from 10 till 4 and then partyin from 4 till 9 in the mornin. Im gonna get 2 tickets for Miami an me and you will go partyin!
2016-05-17 23:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you can't remember why you went into the bedroom and removed your clothes !
edit: Here's a joke
A retired couple are sitting at the table eating dinner. The wife looks at her husband and says, " I love you so much!"
Her husband looks at her oddly and says, "Well..I love you too." The wife says, "No, you dont understand. When I look at you, my breasts feel like they're on fire!"
Her husband looks at his wife, smiles sweetly, and says, "Sweetheart- your nipples are in your soup."
2007-09-18 11:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
age is a state of mind. I'm never getting old.
I still like party's sex men food goodtimes
dancing just plain living. So make fun all you
want, you'll never know till you get there
2007-09-18 11:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's when you go from having long hair to longing for hair!!
It's when you go from Acid Rock to Acid Reflux!!
It's when you go from Seeds and Stems to Roughage!!
When you go from hoping for a BMW to hoping for a BM!!
When you go from Rolling Stones to Kidney Stones!!
When you go from passing the Driving test to Passing the Vision Test!!
2007-09-18 11:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not in the mood for chocolate or candy like I loved it as a child.
2007-09-18 11:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, i've heard some good ones but i can't remember them cause i'm getting old
2007-09-18 11:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bend down to tie your shoes and think, "What else can I do while I'm down here?"
Whatever doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2007-09-18 11:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Lovebird♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when having a "wild night" means messing up your bedtime routine.
my parents are funny
2007-09-18 11:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know when your old when you can't even remember the last time you had the nookie.
2007-09-18 11:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by cris jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋