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Um... if you were a thong, I'd say, "Wow, you're a really old thong... I've had you since 11th grade and you need to be thrown away. You used to be bright red, but now you're worn and pink and your G-string is hanging by a tread. You used to bring me joy and make me feel sexy, but you've lost your groove, man.. It's not you... it's me... I'm sorry, but I gotta let you go."
...then I'd swab the 7-11 public loo with you and afterward make sure I put you in the garbage on Thursday garbage pickup, where the garbage man would whisk you away to live happily-ever-after at the local dumpsite, each year becoming more submerged in filth until your fibers disentegrated.

2007-09-18 10:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't know cause I don't wear thongs. I like briefs, comfy stuff!

2007-09-18 09:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 7 · 1 0

If you were my thong, why would I talk to you? You'd just be a stupid piece of fabric.

2007-09-18 09:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Brace yo self foo!

2007-09-18 13:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0 0

i wouldn't... i don't wear thongs!!!!!!!

2007-09-18 09:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by word doggie 5 · 0 0

Keep your string out of my butt....

2007-09-18 09:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

uh! la la

2007-09-18 09:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by cris jc 4 · 0 0

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