What's the funniest thing you've done while sleep deprived?

Question

after bringing a new baby home
I nursed my 2 week old son about 3 im the morning and i went to go pee. Instead of pulling my pants down I unhooked my nursing braw in the front like I was about to nurse my son or something and I sat down on the toilet. I realized what I was doing before I actually went pee thank goodness!!

I asked this before and I want some more funny stories!

Answer 1

I kept answering the phone and it was the alarm clock.
One morning I put rice cereal on the coffee machine.
I fed the dog finger food.
Las week I put my latte on baby's bottle and I realized that when I drank formula out of the mug LOL

Answer 2

I put the cereal box in fridge and the milk in the pantry.

I started walking around the house wondering why I couldn't see very well. Was really starting to think I was so sleep deprived that it was affecting my vision - badly!! I started searching for the phone, half panicked because I was really worried and was about to call my husband to tell him to come home from work when I realized....

I had NOT put my glasses on.

btw... I do know a few moms who've not realized what they were doing before starting to pee!!

Answer 3

well..doesn't have to do with havin the child yet..haven't got to that point.. lmao.. i'm only 5 mo/20 weeks preggo..

well, when sleep deprived, i've did the following:

hallucinate (hear things like my boyfriend talking, feel things touching me) and i'd ask, "why are you touching me when he's turned the other way or i'd say... what did you say? and he's say "i didn't say anything." , my mind was totally making things up that i kept thinking the normal stuff he usually does or says was happening, but it really wasn't.. lol .. i'd also think my ginea pigs are squeaking or some **** and looked over there at the cage and said shut up..and my bf is like "they aren't doing anything". poor ginea pigs

tripped over stuff...being clumsy

cried for hours, not knowing why or getting moody and saying cruel things to people or sayign things i regret from being tired.

feeling like i'm high or just *not there*.. lol..

not being able to make up my mind to sleep or stay awake..

falling backwards in the computer chair when leaning back .. (thank god this has never happened while i'm preggo)

not being able to find stuff that i usually can find when not tired.. and asking people "where the hell is the pop? i can't find it anywhere." and then its prob right underneath my feet or infront of me and i'm looking straight ahead at the wall or looking around everywhere

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Oh wow there are lots of things but one time I was so tired and my baby was about 6 weeks I think. I made a bottle (I breast fed but lack of production I had to do BOTH every time I fed him) and went to the bathroom, left the bottle in the bathroom and took the squirty bottle they give you to use after delivery like I was going to feed him with that! I am sure others have better stories but I still giggle when I think about it.

Answer 6

I cooked my cock pot!!!!!!!!! I was making lil'smokies in the crock pot andwent to go turn on the burner to cook the veggies and turned on the crock pot instead and 5 min. later lights went out and my crock pot was in flames. (the only outlet in the kitchen is behind the fridge and next to the stove - my apartment is really screwed up if you ask me on the wiring.) needless to say the li'smokies were indead smoked and done in a very short time period, but my veggies ended up being microwaved instead of boiled.


And yesterday i had my new credit cards on the kitchen table and set the skillet on them and put the skillet on the stove to fry the hamberger to make tacos and one of the cards was stuck to the bottom of the pan and I melted that to the burner.

Answer 7

My daughter is very colicy. My husband and I would normally take turns feeding her and walking the floor with her he had gone to bed and was out like a light and would not wake up. I fed her got her back to sleep poked him to wake him up and handed her to him and asked him to hand me my drink beside of him and he hands me the "drink" or what I thought was my drink I opened up the lid and took a swig of it, it was not my drink it was my daughters formula in her bottle. Not the best tasting but by far not the worse thing that I've ever drunk.

Answer 8

1] put my shoes in the fridge and the milk on the coffee table
2] get up to feed baby with eyes mostly shut - walked RIGHT into edge of door, and came to saying "Wha' happened? Wha' happened?" until my husband picked me up and put me back in bed - he went and fed the baby
3] woke son up after arriving home from four hour car trip - pointed him toward house and said, "Go to bed, William."
We started unloading the motor home.
A few minutes later his older brother started running down
the street - Will was several hundred feet away, in middle of the street, walking with his eyes shut!

Answer 9

i've been sleep deprived for so many years that i think my body is used to it, my husband on the other hand..... Well when he gets sleep deprived he likes to walk to the kitchen and urinate in the garbage can or last week he worked 80hrs and decided to go to sleep after about an hour he woke up naked and decided to go for a walk to the store, thank god our neighbour a police officer knew him(and what he's like when he sleep walks from lack of sleep) and brought him back home.

Answer 10

There are too many funny things for me to tell...my husband has tried to pick me up out of the bed twice when we start to hear the baby cry at night. It is so funny...he slides his hand under my neck and under my lower back and i ask him what he is doing...he says i'm picking him up because he is crying...I just have to laugh..if our baby is as big as an adult woman...we have problems!:)