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why can't I just f art in peace?

2007-09-18 09:40:47 · 20 answers · asked by white gravy 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

yea well the IT guy is fixing my computer all this afternoon...so I can't even relish mine own stench..lol

2007-09-18 09:44:13 · update #1

20 answers

LOL! you poor thing! i call that "blowing kisses"!

2007-09-18 09:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

OmG yes, I was in my office one day. My stomach was turning and growling I thought it was the taco bell burrito I ate the night before. I left my office and went tot the bathroom but I was fine. After about 10 Min's my stomach started up again. So I decided to close my door to my office. And try and blow a fart. When all of a sudden when I ripped it. {and it was like a bullet} The manager and 2 employees walked right in to see what I wanted for lunch.....I was so red...John the manager said what the **** you eat. And la la and joy were like your rotten. Till this day they call HOT ***!!!!

2007-09-18 16:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by MaRiAh D 3 · 1 1

one time I farted in my car right before I got my oil changed and the guy asked me if I wanted to buy an air freshener. I guess it was still lingering.

2007-09-19 07:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol The other day I was getting a physical. And I was worried about passing gas. lol

2007-09-18 16:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Red Rose 6 · 3 1

so funny cause im having the same day... i thought i could be all swift about it but NOOOOO everyone feels the need to come in my office today right after i stink up the place

2007-09-18 16:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by pph24013 3 · 3 1

LOL I have no problem sharing mine

2007-09-18 16:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol bless your heart! you know they say the lord works in mysterious ways!

2007-09-18 17:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by LOVE 5 · 0 1

If they want to be in your office then they should inherit everyting in it!

Know what I mean?

2007-09-18 16:44:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

lol

Just say it my personal perfume! They will clear out! lol

2007-09-18 16:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by RoadRunner 5 · 1 1

You are evidently the victim of a cruel conspiracy.

2007-09-18 16:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by Galahad 7 · 2 1

haha, yeah it always happens that way....but with me its more of the nose dripping. lol

2007-09-18 16:47:19 · answer #11 · answered by mandy 3 · 1 1

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