Some person ran into me today and ruined my car. I've been all over God's green earth having my hand looked at. I use both hands to type and my left hand is jacked up. I can't type as much, so that is less time spent with you fine people. How can I let this bia know that she has ruined my yahoo life?
2007-09-18 09:21:31 · 13 answers · asked by Nasty McCain 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"The male genitals are retracted into cavities of the body during swimming, so as to be streamlined and reduce drag. Most whales do not maintain fixed partnerships during mating; in many species the females have several mates each season. At birth the newborn is delivered tail-first, so the risk of drowning is minimized. Whale mothers nurse the young by actively squirting milk into their mouths, a milk that according to German naturalist Dieffenbach, bears great similarities to cow's milk, except with a much higher concentration of fat. Biologists compare the consistency of whale milk to cottage cheese; it must be thick, or else it will dissipate into the surrounding water."
Annoying isn't it? Unleash me on this person and I can keep it up all day baby (well I can't keep it up all day - just like a whale, my genitals must eventually retract into my body cavity).
2007-09-18 23:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let me handle this with Jack my alter ego.
Jack what should we do?
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.
2007-09-18 16:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
use the approach of making her feel guilty... words are stronger than actions..... it works all the time for me, cause that thought will always be there with them, physical pain can go away. been there done that...someone totaled my car, and i was in the hospital for a long time as well.....
2007-09-18 16:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by xeroxed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should be able to get a free Y!ssage from the contact of your choice.
yeah what The Narrator said
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2007-09-18 16:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send her e-mails of Chester and $mitty's questions. But you better hurry before they get deleted.
2007-09-18 16:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused, what's your car have to do with your hand?
2007-09-18 21:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you probably can't but have a rant on here and you'll feel better.
or if you know her address send lots of pizzas and taxis round -childish (and probably illegal) but it'd make you smile!!
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2007-09-18 16:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by lola 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you even stop to think your plight could have been worse?
2007-09-18 16:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
personaly you need two big sticks ... one small lighter some fuel and a little imagination...
2007-09-18 16:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to be your best friend.
2007-09-18 21:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋