My pet goldfish Lou, his wife and their triplets pierced their noses.
Then they got gold nose rings with their names and SSN numbers engraved. Then a family of minnows stole this information and went under the name "Goldfish". They opened a fraudulent business, which claimed to turn minnows into goldfishes. They were caught and put to prison, all but one little minnow who is all alone in this world.
My pet goldfish Lou and his wife want to adopt it, what should I do?
2007-09-18 08:33:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you think it's reasonable?
2007-09-18 08:35:22 · update #1
they should have the freedom to do what they like...they lose thier memory every three seconds anyways
2007-09-18 08:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by k i w i ♥182 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty stupid of them to engrave their SSN on the nose rings for all to see. They deserve what they are getting. Contact the cc company and explain what happened and have them cancel the card immediatley. Go go the Montel Williams web site....he should have a link to start the steps for identity theft. Remove the minnows and place them in their own secluded bowl. DO NOT release them in anything larger, more damage will be done to Lou's identity. Oh and replace the nose rings with studs..this will prevent being able to engrave SSN's again. What a mess!! Good Luck
2016-05-17 22:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you have to ask this question? Who is going to support the minnow? Is it you? Can you afford it? You have to talk to to your goldfish, Lou and his wife and get these things straighted out. Whatever you do, don't sign anything till you are sure. Good luck.
2007-09-18 08:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur goldfish has a heart of gold. u should allow him to adopt the minnow . if the minnow grows up in the good family like ur goldfish's family, maybe he might grow to be a good goldfish.
2007-09-26 00:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by guru p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn it to a life of prostitution and drugs. Maybe it'll make enough money to open another fraudulent business and turn the goldfishes back into minnows.
2007-09-18 08:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by declaude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I doubt it will work out,especially if they're Betas. You have to be realistic. Sure,it sounds like a good deed but Rumania is filled with abandoned children and they find all kinds of ways to get by. I'm sure that little minnow will make it through somehow.
2007-09-18 08:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know....goldfish are so messy. They would have to prove that they could provide a decent home for the minnow before I would allow them to adopt.
2007-09-18 08:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by angel_nurse82 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they should put it in an home for orphaned minnows. there, it would be fed good minnow food and taken care of.
note: SSN=social security number, right? so you said "social security number number" just saying
other note: i'd love to see a picture of Lou with his nosering.
2007-09-18 08:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Claudia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Lou can afford to feed another mouth, it would be a nice gesture to adopt the minnow. You should support Lou in his effort to be a nice guy....er, fish.....oh, whatever.
2007-09-18 08:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by Judy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain "racial culture" to them and tell them how difficult it will be for both them and their adopted. Let them know that this young thing will have a real "identity" crisis that should never be imposed upon it.
2007-09-26 04:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if the adoption falls thru for the minnow, they could always apply for Britney's kids!
2007-09-18 08:36:56 · answer #11 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋