OK first the advice from ladies is lousy...don't do want You (women) would want (IE a romantic candle lit dinner with fine china and soft music...because that's not what he or any guy wants....)
Instead Go to the place (BAR) he like best and get wings & potato skins and beer and other greasy food.
Then go the the video store and have have the 20year old Dude working there pick it out for you (dont you try then you will get something like steel magnolias) the best new Action flick that is out...Then and a also geta xxx movie.... Go home and have a movie night...Watch (and pretend to enjoy and do not ask a lot of questions ) the Action flick first while eating the "man food"...
Then after the first movie is done just put in the xxx feature without ever telling him you got it.. And as the guy above says Open wide....
ENJOY!!!
2007-09-18 08:23:52
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answered by SALMON 5
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Ok since you have an 3 month old son, have someone babysit .....ur mom his mom a neighbor a sibling anyone..alright.
then you make an sandwich
when he opens the door from coming home from work stand there butt naked and have the sandwich (on a plate) and a can of whip cream (the good kind) and ask him dinner or dessert and hope he picks the dessert and proceed in *****.ing the shi.t out of each other.
if all fails when he opens the door stand there butt naked and jump on top of him and have surprise sex with him.
2007-09-18 09:35:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Go to a book store and buy one of the many books on the subject of sex between a husband and wife. Take it home and read up on various suggestions. Take special notice of the information on anal sex. When your husband comes home, tell him you bought this book and you've been reading up on this particular subject and you want to try it. You said you're up for anything. The truth is that most men would kill to hear their wives say that. If you follow through you might even find it to be more pleasurable than you think and your husband will worship you forever.
2007-09-18 08:30:48
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answered by nevit 4
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I would think more of finding someone to watch the kid and go out on the town Friday night. Go to his favorite resturant for dinner then go to a movie, or to a club you like. If you want to get drunk, take a cab all over town.
Or you could plan a weekend get-away to somewhere quiet and romantic.
2007-09-18 08:05:16
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answered by Older Guy 3
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Meet him at the door with his favorite beer and escort him to the tv where you have a DVD of his favorite movie waiting for him.
2007-09-18 08:24:09
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answered by S K 7
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Make him his favorite dinner. Have the table all set nice, maybe with candles.
2007-09-18 08:05:49
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answered by Simply Lovely 6
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Open wide
2007-09-18 08:17:32
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answered by Anonymous
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candles? got any? i did this with my hubby once, it got us a whole lot of action.........
place the candles everywhere.....light them and one corner of the room stand there with nothing more that his favorite t-shirt on. lingerie is too overrated
2007-09-18 08:07:10
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answered by Anonymous
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try a lap dance and if you can't do it buy him a lap dance!
2007-09-18 08:04:58
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answered by Anonymous
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