Answer is here: http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/bastard/
2007-09-18 07:12:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you agree?
2007-09-18 07:12:35 · update #1
What's with some of you people? I really didn't want the dictionary definition, I'm not an idiot. You either have no sense oh humor or can't follow a link!
2007-09-18 07:54:27 · update #2
That guy would most definitely be a bastard.
2007-09-18 07:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by tnfarmgirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is the real definiton
–noun 1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
2. Slang. a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
b. a person, esp. a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.
3. something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
4. bastard culverin.
–adjective 5. illegitimate in birth.
6. spurious; not genuine; false: The architecture was bastard Gothic.
7. of abnormal or irregular shape or size; of unusual make or proportions: bastard quartz; bastard mahogany.
8. having the appearance of; resembling in some degree: a bastard Michelangelo; bastard emeralds.
9. Printing. (of a character) not of the font in which it is used or found.
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[Origin: 1250–1300; ME < AF bastard, ML bastardus (from 11th century), perh. < Gmc (Ingvaeonic) *bÄst-, presumed var. of *bÅst- marriage + OF -ard -ard, taken as signifying the offspring of a polygynous marriage to a woman of lower status, a pagan tradition not sanctioned by the church; cf. OFris bost marriage < Gmc *bandstu-, a n. deriv. of IE *bhendh- bind; the traditional explanation of OF bastard as deriv. of fils de bast “child of a packsaddle” is doubtful on chronological and geographical grounds]
—Synonyms 6. fake, imitation, imperfect, sham, irregular, phony.
2007-09-18 14:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by itsagirl!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! That is so funny in so many ways. Just think what would happen if the "bastard" really did pop the bag. I think he would get his @ss kicked for sure if the guy on the ground survived the heart attack or stroke. hehehe
hugs babe
2007-09-18 15:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the second guy in the picture IS a bastard, and is probably, singlehandedly, responsible for the first guy filling his underwear!
2007-09-18 14:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by naf23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bastard is a fatherless child.
The man in the picture is an idiot.
2007-09-18 14:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Well, I could agree with that although we do know the real term means a child born out of wedlock...and I hate that term.
2007-09-18 14:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've always just looked up my brother's picture in the dictionary.
2007-09-18 14:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny......yes he is a jerk but a bastard is a child born before the parents are married or if they are never married.
2007-09-18 14:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children who's parents are unmarried
2007-09-18 14:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Durr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO I know how to use a dictionary
2007-09-18 14:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan and Marko's momma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋