2007-09-18 06:29:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh man, Little Birdy! You are my new hero!
2007-09-18 06:34:30 · update #1
lmao its on a electric gate near my neightborhood. Its a pic of a liitle stick man and he's getting Pushed by the gate. Its so awesome. Me, my bf, and my cousin got drunk and stole one of them off it. We had to get a wrench set and everythig to get it off. i still have it in my room to this day :)
2007-09-18 06:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
On a jar of dry roasted peanuts:
(Bold-faced allegens warning---not the actual words, but the basic idea:)
WARNING: PRODUCED IN A FACILITY THAT USES NUTS IN MANFACTURING.
This isn't a warning label, but years ago when going to high school the speedbump-filled road leading to the school had a sign on a lightpost that read WARNING: BUMPS. Underneath that was spraypainted ARE BUMPY. That stayed there for more than ten years before finally being removed.
2007-09-19 02:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warning: this 14 pound step ladder is now 82 pounds due to the weight of the warning labels stuck all over it. And, by the way, the folding arms that lock the rails in place ARE NOT A STEP! the warning labels ARE NOT A STEP!
my favorite IMAGINARY one : WARNING: DRY PAINT!
2007-09-18 13:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Caution: Slippery when wet...
Caution: Wet paint...do not touch.
Warning label on children's medication: Warning, may cause drowsiness; Do NOT operate heavy machinery.
When buying new shoes, there's a little satchel inside that says, "Warning, Do Not Eat!" Now I don't know about you, but I just buy the shoes in the hope that I can find some tasty morsel in the bottom of the box lol!
2007-09-18 13:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Man there are so many.
1. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
2. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
3. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
And one of my all time favorites:
4. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
More at: http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm
http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/wacky_warning_labels.asp
2007-09-18 18:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On my digital camera, the little strap that goes around your wrist had a tag on it. The tag said something to the effect, "Warning, do not attempt to wrap this around an infants head"
I just thaught that there is some dumbass out there that was thinking, where can I put my carmera, Oh maybe around my babies neck..... and that spured a lawsuit that requires the camera companies to put that tag on there now.
2007-09-18 16:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by workin man 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The warning sign before you enter the gated communities with the person smashed between the gate and the wall....so weird I always picture that really happening!
2007-09-18 14:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG. When I was bartending...Years ago... I opened a big box of promotional crap sent by Mike's Hard Lemonade. In it was a small, inflatable lemon that I was supposed to hang from the cieling. The thing actually said on it; "CAUTION! THIS IS NOT A LIFE SAVING DEVICE" Like you would take that thing out on a boat and think it was a life preserver...Jeeze...
2007-09-18 13:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Some GREAT answers!
All the ones I've experienced were already taken, so I'll just offer this: It's ludicrous on shampoo bottles that they instruct you to rinse after lathering.
2007-09-18 18:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On an adults size Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
2007-09-18 16:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like the happy lil ones on lawn mowers warning you not to chop off your fingers by picking it up.
2007-09-18 13:34:47 · answer #11 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋