Nope.....Not homework, chum. Just a little creative, wholesome fun on YA.
1. Just the facts, maam.
2. OMG ! The victim looks exactly like ________.
3. The screams were manical.
4. Anyone ever tell you that you sound like Elmer Fudd?
5. Hold it right there, mister!
6. The footsteps got louder and louder.
7. Thank GOD no one ate my Twinkies.
8. A little louder please. I don't think the people at the other end of the house heard you!!
9. And I say this with the deepest respect....... NO !!
10. What would SUnshine MacGillicutty say at a time like this, other than the obvious......... Hee Haw. I love MattBaby!
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2007-09-18 06:22:40 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"I will remind you once again ma'am that you are under oath." said the defence attorney as if to scare me. I affirmed that I knew. "I need (1)just the facts, ma'am. Only the facts."
"I understand." I said
"(8)A little louder please. I don't think the people at the other end of the house heard you!!" He screamed at me. The judge gave him a warning glare as I squirmed uncomfortably on the witness stand.
"You do not have to intimidate the witness." said the trial Judge calling him to order."Let's hear your testimony, then." said the defence attorney with a sneer.
"It was the screams I heard first," I began tentatively. "(3)The screams were manical. It was like it was being torn out of her throat. I ran to her room with much haste and met her lying in a pool of her own blood with her face staring at the ceiling in anguish. Her mouth hung slightly open and the butcher knife was buried to the hilt in her chest -"
"(4)Anyone ever tell you that you sound like Elmer Fudd?" cut in the defence attorney. "I put it to you that you are lying!"
"(5)Hold it right there, mister!" said the trial judge sternly."I warned yagainst intimidating the witness. Any further outburst and I will hold you in contempt of court!" He nodded at me to continue. I swallowed hard and continued.
"As I bent over the corpse I heard footsteps moving about ransacking the house. The burglar was still around! (6)The footsteps got louder and louder as they seemed to approach the room. I was transfixed to the spot with fear. I turned and saw the suspect as he pulled a gun on me. The last thing I heard was the gunshot going off in my face!"
"Were you killed?" asked the defence attorney sarcastically.
2007-09-18 06:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by violeo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remembered hearing the footsteps as they got louder and louder, i was thinking a little louder please. I don't think the people at the other end of the house heard you. I opened the door and said to th stranger hold it Right there, mister.
the person mumbled something but my mind was in a whirl and i heard myself say if anyone had told him he looked like elmer fudd. i dont think he heard me or perhaps he ignore me. I then noticed the sheet on the ground which he pulled back with a flourish . my heart humped as i blurted that OMG he looked just like Sunshine MacGillicutty. This of course couldn't have been furher from the trusyth as my twin was 300 miles away. i expalinedthat i had things to do. i feverishly tried to wangle my way away thinkingWhat would SUnshine MacGillicutty say at a time like this, other than the obvious......... Hee Haw. I love MattBaby..although as the cuffs wersnapped on fudd kept saying like a mantra just the facts maam..which semed strange because im aman...as they led me away i though
Thank GOD no one ate my Twinkies.
2007-09-18 06:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by gto 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Thank God no one ate my Twinkies" exclaimed Sara as she stared in horror at the mess surrounding her untouched plate. "What would Sunshine MacGillicutty say at a time like this, other than the obvious.... hee haw. I love MattBaby" she wondered. She began to giggle as the cop continued to stare at her with a strange confused expression on his face. "Just the facts, maam" he repeated. Sara remembered that the cop wasn't in the least bit interested in her twinkies but in the events of last night that had resulted in this mess. "Anyone ever tell you that you sound like Elmer Fudd" was what she wanted to say, but instead she put her hand to her forehead and tried to remember.
Roger normally had a very deep voice and a calm disposition, but "the screams were manical", I've never heard anything like it she said to the cop. Suddenly a noise interrupted the questionning ... it was footsteps ... as Sara and the cop listened "the footsteps got louder and louder"... the door creaked and began to open slowly, inch by inch. Sara and the cop looked at each other, each seeing the fear reflected in the face of the other.
"Hold it right there mister" boomed the cop, pointing his gun toward the door. "A little louder please, I don't think the people at the other end of the house heard you!!!" whispered a voice from behind the door.
The cop clicked off the safety catch from his gun. Sara, trembling gasped as the door suddenly swung fully open. It was Sara's friend Clive. Clive stared straight past Sara and the cop, straight past the untouched twinkies and his gaze fell to the silent figure lying on the floor, his face contorting in absolute horror he screamed "OMG! The victim looks exactly like Roger".
2007-09-18 07:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Louisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 10:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to, but I've got a couple of re-writes to do. And I don't think I have enough time for work & fun.
Thanks, but I'll have to decline.
2007-09-18 06:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i cant be bothered lol
2007-09-18 06:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no ☺
2007-09-18 06:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋