I'm writing a poem about me?

Question

...what else rhymes with bean?....
...can't seem to get past the first line...

Answer 1

Helloo Mr Bean

Have you used the word trampoline?
I've even seen that girl Christine
Do it maybe fifteen times or more
Use rhymes like Atropine
With her adding machine
Counting the times she's been clever and keen
Oh what a scene, Mr Bean.

Answer 2

Beans nose, well, it can smell a rose,
Beans hose, well, it will take a pose,
Beans eyes are brownish greeny blue,
Beans mouth will always smile at you,
Beans heart shines brighter than a beam,
Beans farts are louder than a scream,
We love our Bean hes such a dear,
I hope this poem gets me a free beer...

Hows that Beani?

Answer 3

Well I'll take a stab at a poem though it will be a loose rhyme...

Ohh that Mr. Bean
If I was a man he'd give me a wet dream

Answer 4

Dedicated to Mr. Bean


I'm writing a poem about me
Who else do you think it could be?
Mr. Bean is my name.
One and only the same.
There's a smell in my pants.
Wasn't left there by ants.
Chili, split peas by chance
Whoa, doin the ant dance!

Answer 5

words rhyming with bean, are mean, seen, gleam, beam.

There are others, but can't think of them at the moment.

Answer 6

Make up your own words like Dr. Suess, then you could get a book deal for Mr. Beans Dictionary. I bet it would be a better seller than that Redneck one!

Answer 7

Alright, Mr. Bean
what will you write that we haven't seen?
Ok,ok, Mr. Bean
I'm so sorry for being mean.
Listen, Mr. Bean
just throw your hard feelings in the bin.

Answer 8

There was a great friend named Bean
Who kept his torn underwear clean
and he had a time wherever he'd go
making sure his holes wouldn't show
and he wouldn't resemble something obscene

Answer 9

If you can't think of anything then you should not be writing rhyming verse.

Answer 10

Polystyrene & Tangerine.