What is something funny a family member told you when you were little that still sticks with you today?

Question

I remember asking my dad why he was bald and he said because he bent over one day and all of the hair fell out of his head and into mine. Do you know how many years I believed that was true? heehe... =)

LMAO consentpete!

Answer 1

nothing they told me, but what they did. my parents were big partiers, when you're kids you brag about how your parents are better than their parents.... talked about smoking cigarettes, buddy said that his parents smoked the best brand, i didn't know at the time what i was witnessing, i would always say 'yeah, well, my dad makes his own cigarettes' little did i know he was rolling up a j right in front of me....

Answer 2

We were camping at a beach in Virginia when I was 12. I was walking with my dad (who is kind of a big guy..looks like Bluto from Popeye..) and we were going to wash dishes from the campsite. Anyway, this little kid of about 7 or 8 years of age saw us coming and he yelled to his father "Eww Daddy there's a big ugly man coming."
My dad looked him straight in his face and said "Shut up, you little fuckbubble." The kid started crying and ran back to his campsite. I still chuckle today, thinking about it. My brother and I still use that term..it just sounds so funny.

Answer 3

My aunt and uncle used to tell me that little kids only have half a brain and that when you turn 18 you have to set an appointment to have the other half surgically put in. I was traumatized.

Answer 4

My father told me if I put salt on a birds tail feathers it couldn't fly. I wanted to catch a bird so bad. I got the salt shaker and ran all over the yard all day trying to catch a bird.

Answer 5

When I was about four, my grandpa died. At the funeral, my cousin told me that grandpa was going to Hell for sure because he was an alcoholic. I sat on the steps of the church and cried for hours. Now it seems pretty funny.

Answer 6

I remember for school,when I was around 5, or so, I had to do a project on dinosaurs, so I asked my mom what it was like, when she was growing up, with dinosaurs, running around.

Answer 7

When I was about four, my grandma told me sh*t was a good old american word, and there was nothing wrong with saying it, and I think about it almost every time I say it to this day.

Answer 8

I should eat crusts of my sandwich because they will put hair on my chest! Now I ask you, what little girl wants hair on her chest??

Answer 9

This might not be funny, but one of my uncles told me to never turn down free sh*t.

Answer 10

that if you swallowed a watermelon seed the seed would stick in your throat and a watermelon would grow in your throat. don't like watermelons to this day.