I imagine the Libs, in a nice medium blue denim jacket with a flower embroidered on the back, and maybe some nice slacks, And I imagine the conservatives uniform will look like a red leisure suit with ammo pouches.
2007-09-18 03:23:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Can't happen soon enough...........
2007-09-18 03:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That deeeepends:
Liberal vs Conservative: Tie dye hippie look / camo. Conservatives win on account of liberal nature of surrender.
North vs South (should Texas/White ever be overturned): Civil War colors. South wins on account of Fort Hood, biggest freaking military installation in the US. CSA re-established.
Race war: 3 way, people with pillowcases over their heads and other people in typical African dress. Flag: Swastikas on one, "X" or an upraised black fist on the other. Add the FBI/ATF under American flag. Both sides except the gov't armed with pea shooters. Gov't armed to the teeth.
Kluckers and gangbangers kill each other or are arrested/killed by FBI agents. Gov't wins either way. Sanity is restored.
Rich vs. poor: Rich win on account of that the poor have nothing to buy food, much less guns, with. John Edwards first and only casualty.
War over Breakfast: Blood mixed with marshmallows runs through the streets. Toucan Sam's head on a pike in front of the White House. General Mills elevated to the same status as Eisenhower, but the Corn Flakes mascot chickened at the first sign of trouble.
Snap, Crackle and Pop all dead.
2007-09-18 10:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe I should begin embroidering the flower on my denim jacket now. No reason to wait for the rebellion. I hope we can be more civilized than this however.
2007-09-18 11:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blue starters in blue power
2007-09-18 10:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The libs will wear Shocking Pink Burkas and will be armed with " Rightgeous Indignation " and " Distain ".
Conservatives will be in hunting camo and armed period.
2007-09-18 10:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL nice visual.
The flag used by the socialist "progressives" will be white on white and they will be frantically waving it against the onslaught of all of those well armed "dumb rednecks" and construction workers. What are they going to do, throw hot latte's at us?
Got ammo?
2007-09-18 10:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
Well, it sure would make target acquisition a whole heck of a lot easier
2007-09-18 10:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty inclined to believe you are correct.It appears we are indeed headed for another Civil War.No matter who wins,by election time.Sadly,I imagine the "uniforms" will be "blood red"
2007-09-18 10:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Nah, will never happen. American citizens are too lazy to vote, much less fight a civil war.
2007-09-18 10:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mitchell . 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
If Liberals are so against war how would we have a war within our country?
2007-09-18 10:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Mel 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
liberals won't fight, they will just argue themselves to death and bore the rest of us.
they won't defend themselves but they will be so shocked when someone else's doesn't do it for them..after all...they are entitled....
2007-09-18 11:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋