2007-09-18 02:43:06 · 14 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Thanks for letting the gnarlfarx out of the bag, blabbermouth. Now the humans know our home world is 98 LY from sol298432 and their puny little world. This may have put a snag in our invasion plans. I pray to Hoobiekanoobie (peace be upon it) that this is not so. In any event, you are ordered to report to the Supreme Hoofszxqnhshnotz for termination. Have a nice day.
2007-09-18 06:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Remember when Flight 575 crashed in Far Rockaway, NY years ago because it flew into the turbulent wake of a plane that took off before it. It was taken straight down to the ground. Our power source's (power plants, electric towers, power lines) produce a similar interference causing instability to their anti-gravity crafts. And I think we may have technology that shoots them down. There was a Nasa video shown on local news many years ago showing an actual UFO changing course quite quickly in space to avoid what looked like a projectile coming from earth.
2007-09-18 03:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Spirit-X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our ships are outfitted with an anti-grav system that prevents even accidental crashes into celestial bodies. Unfortunately, during our last survey mission to Earth, our fail safes were disabled by a conventional ground to air missile. Quite embarrassing.
2007-09-18 02:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
After 98 light years without a rest area they are distracted by their overly full alien bladders.
2007-09-18 06:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is absurd, isn't it? It would take much longer than 98 years to travel that far, because matter cannot reach light speed. No aliens from other planets can visit earth.
2007-09-18 04:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
All space vehicles have a "ship's clown"
Maybe that's what happened to Stooge.
Oops!
2007-09-18 03:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny for me to handle when I first wake up!
2007-09-18 04:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF aliens HAD crashed here, THEN that is exactly what it WOULD mean.
But of course no aliens have crashed here.
2007-09-18 03:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by campbelp2002 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It means they aren't paying attention when they look in their mirrors and it reads "Objects are closer than they appear".
2007-09-18 02:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its clearly Bush and the GOP.
2007-09-18 05:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋