Why dont the darker colored sock puppets like me?? Do i use too much bleach or something??

Answer 1

it is the arm going up your rear. it makes then nervous.

Answer 2

Because you probably weren't washed properly. The other problem is that White Sock Puppets have a bad reputation for being opressive to the darker colored sock puppets.

It might not be your fault, it's just history.

Answer 3

We may need to use the Sharpton hotline ...

I think they may be jealous of your success as a white sock puppet.. notice the majority of the other puppets that tease and poke fun are still sitting on the porch eating government cheese and saying you owe us more.

Answer 4

nicely its an city delusion that socks of distinctive colorings hate one yet another it dates back to 0 advert whilst jesus grow to be born there grow to be a sock revolution because of the fact the saviour grow to be born with 2 extraordinary socks. :O

Answer 5

It has something to do with your fuzzy spoo being all over the carpet underneath the sock drawer . . .

Answer 6

It's just because their jealous of your popularity. Your always chose first in kickball. Some would say is discrimination, but I say it just plain ol jealously.

Answer 7

its not the bleach that makes them mad at u o no ur problems are much worse then the bleach

Answer 8

They probably think your Skinhead Charlie

Answer 9

I think it might be that silly grin you've got on you, it looks like you think you know everything

Answer 10

Try showing more skin