my rotty did today,,,,he said " chris , are going to feed me, im hungry,,im always hungry,,,i was going to eat kids next door, but the cat got in the way !!...
i was very shocked when he said that !!
2007-09-18 00:03:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-18 00:04:45 · update #1
He has 3 meals a day,,,,, & his HUGE !!........
2007-09-18 00:12:20 · update #2
I feed him dryed biscuits ! sometimes he has meat but not offten,,, i dont want his to fat like most rottys are,,,his very fit & flexible !! his very happy dog & very good looking one,,very built !!
2007-09-18 00:16:07 · update #3
START BARKING AT HIM.
HAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAHOOHOOOHOOOHEEEHEEEHEEEEEEE
BUT I DONT SUGGEST YOU TO DO SO .
I WOULD RATHER SUGGEST YOU TO VISIT A PSYCHATRIST.
BY THE WAY, I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR
2007-09-18 00:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he could speak he would be outta here. I've already got three kids that can rat me out any moment, the last thing I need is an old dog blabbing around town about what goes on in this house. Mine is always hungry as well. He's an eating and crapping machine.
2007-09-18 00:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our dogs GSD loves carrots. tomatoes and cucumber and for carrot you will possibly might desire to assert `ca` tomatoes `ft` or `toms` and for cucumber nicely you purely clicked `cu` and shes up and away to refrigerator, she would be ready to even tell the time - 11am carrot time and he or she wont permit you forget follows you around nudging you hand until you provide her a carrot then lower back 8pm carrot recurring over lower back.. then cucumber - i like cucumber sandwiches and replaced into making some at 9.30pm ish one night and threw her a slice of cucumber - each night 9.30pmish there she is waiting for her slices of cucumber. comparable with tomatoes - all my fault cos i like tomatoe sandwiches and threw her a slice and because then every time i bypass to refrigerator in eening there she is nudging my elbow.
2016-10-09 09:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog talks to me all the time.. Yours has only just started talking? Hmm must be a slow developer... My dog just says "Hey ***** why don't you get your fat **** off the god damn couch and walk me!!" "Get in the ******' kitchen and make me some blueberry pancakes!! I've got the ******' munchies"!!
2007-09-18 00:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would sit down and have a nice long heart to heart about why peeing on the carpets is a bad thing...
2007-09-18 00:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What exactly do you feed him Chris?=)
I'd roll with laughter at my dogs country bumpkin accent!=)
2007-09-18 00:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be surprised because I live in Malta and most dogs here speak in Maltese!!
2007-09-18 00:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell him to stop cr*pping on the carpet
2007-09-18 00:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by mrfootfetish333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give him his food....
poor thing..he must be too hungry...that he can't hide his abilities to talks...do u know talking dogs are dogs looking for troubles for himself..
"eat the kids next door..."
u must have torture him without food...!!
what type of a owner are u...!!!
2007-09-18 00:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by nightowls 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would make him to act in movies so that he becomes a superstar!
2007-09-18 00:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Schumi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋