A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed-"Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."
The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks:"Mommy, why did they bury two men there??"
2007-09-17 23:18:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL...you made me pee in my pants from laughing!
Good morning Clo!
2007-09-17 23:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it! LOL, it was funny! That boy sure is dumb! A good lawyer and an honest men is one person, that person is a good lawyer and an honest man!
2007-09-18 06:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is simply inconceivable and incongrous to have those atrributes in one person. Maybe he retired from law before his death.
2007-09-18 06:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Smokin Gun! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one...i have to testify this morning...and it will give me a chuckle while i am being drilled...lol
2007-09-18 06:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I hadn't heard that one before ! haha
2007-09-18 06:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny. Very funny!!!
2007-09-18 06:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Maire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
noice
2007-09-18 06:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2007-09-18 06:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-09-18 06:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh.. hoho... thanx... i saw it coming, though! lol :)
2007-09-18 09:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by basharho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋