A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to a one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rear end for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
What would YOU tell his Family.?
2007-09-17 23:04:18 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The truth, but how do you keep a straight face?
2007-09-18 05:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We're sorry to say that your son was found dead this morning in drag, dressed as a schoolgirl with a wooden tube connecting his rear end to his face.
The cause of death is believed to be asphyxiation by acute inhalation of rectal gases.
In other words, he suffocated while breathing solely his own fart.
I'm not sure that i should be sorry or happy for you that such a specimen has removed himself from the gene pool.
2007-09-17 23:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Erm err.... eek... "I'm sorry Mr & Mrs X, little Jimmy seems to have been experimenting with a gas mask and has suffocated himself".
No need for too much detail. Unless they ask. In which case I run out the door.
2007-09-17 23:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not heard anything so disturbing since the gerbil incident. After i got over my shock at the story and then my laughter at people apologizing for your loss I have decided that my personal policy of some things are better left unsaid stands for this delicate situation. That poor family!
2007-09-19 15:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 16:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell them he does of suffocation if it was my job. But how he was dressed would have never entered the conversation to spare myself the awkwardness and them the embarrassment ..That is a wild story. star!
2007-09-18 10:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-17 23:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by antonino s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth.
2007-09-17 23:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but he died of unnatural causes !! Than run like h*ll !!
2007-09-18 05:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth its the only thing thats right.
2007-09-17 23:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋