Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course.
2007-09-17 22:58:00 · 6 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
been there done it
2007-09-17 23:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! What a stupid thing to do!! Not trying to out do yours {which I can't}but when I was working in the operating room a guy came in with a broken penis !! Apparently he was drinking with some buddies and he decided to pull it out and started wanking he than stuck it in some guys face and the guy grabbed it and snapped it causing serious damage !! He should have gotten an award !! What is it about men and their penis's that they have to do such stupid things???
2007-09-18 12:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, ouch!
2007-09-18 12:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet your eyes are waterin' JJ just thinkin' about it! eeeeeeh.
2007-09-18 17:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch lol that must have hurt
2007-09-18 08:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by patrick e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that must of hurt!!!
2007-09-19 03:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋