Im thinking of becoming an evil overlord....?

Question

antbody know where I can buy the appropriate clothing, hire a suitable lair and recieve funding to employ some henchmen?

Answer 1

First think of a suitable name. Bush and Blair have been done, so think if something simple but catchy.

Then discover Christianity and inform your countrymen of your method to save them while at the same time bringing peace and stability to the planet by blowing up as much of everywhere that disagrees with you as possible.

Buy your clothing from a reputable tailor and go for silk or cashmere suits for no less than £1000 each. Shoes should be designer and be similarly priced to the suit.

Once you have received the blessing and financial support of the Illuminati, Bilderburgs, Black Monarchy and the Skull and Bones (322) organisations your lair will be provided by the electorate whom you can then have your military and police henchmen subjugate to ensure that if they complain they will be classed as undesirables and detrimental to national security. You can then imprison them indefinitely without trial and if they still persist, kill them in an elaborate accident or terrorist explosion.

Answer 2

As a mad scientist bent on universal domination/destruction, I have those sorta things covered.

I get my uniforms and other attire from Fashionably Evil Genius. I get a 100% evil doer discount, because either they don't charge, or I blow them all to Hell.

For a lair, I suggest mastering interdimensional travel. Those danged superheroes can't come crashing in if your place isn't even in the same dimension as them. If you're really creative, open a rift into a dimension where thought becomes reality and simply imagine your ideal base into existence.

The Doers Of Omnipotent Malevolence ( DOOM ) society will help fund you for getting started so you can spend the money they give you to hire up a standard compliment of henchmen. Personally, I swapped henchmen out for an army of robots that I built myself. They're not prone to the typical idiocy that most show when faced with a would-be hero.

Some tips while we're at it:

1. ALWAYS assume some random goody good will attempt to foil your every plan, and prepare accordingly.
2. If you capture the hero, DO NOT tell him your plans, no matter how sure you are that he won't be able to escape.
3. If there's ANY possible way to escape from your dungeon/detention center, when you capture the hero, just finish him off right then and there.
4. When the hero confronts you and gives his standard mantra of " Your diabolical plans end here, I will stop your mad schemes! " or whatever, don't wait for him to finish. Blast him mid-speech.
5. He's not dead unless he's a bloody mess of disembowelment.
6. If you build a time machine, immediately go back in time and destroy any enemies you have before they ever existed. Trust me, if you don't, they'll chase you through time and really screw things up.
7. Never send your crappy thugs after the hero, then progressively tougher ones at him in waves. Just send your entire force to take him down all at once.
8. If the hero has any specific weakness, have plenty of it around, and arm all your forces with some. If you can and it won't impair you at all, make everything down to your office desk drawer's hinges out of it.
9. No mercy. EVER. The one guy you let live will come back to bite you in the butt later on.
10. If all else fails, trap all your enemies between dimensions, build a time machine that allows you and ONLY you to travel though, and go back in time before the universe was created, and reshape it all according to your own designs so that you become god and remain an unsurpassed titan of merciless might that even the total combined forces infinte times greater than all things combined against you would be easily destroyed effortlessly by you, leaving you to remain the ultimate dark lord of all the universe for all eternity.

Answer 3

Can't help you with that, but you will definitely need to read the Evil Overlord List - The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Answer 4

Acme school of Evil doings (rated highly by the Coyote and Pinky and the Brain) for your undergrad and the Dr. Evil's wonderful graduate school Mini-Me's school of Performing World Domination

Answer 5

Just dress up in something crazy.....paint yourself blue or something, then take a cigarette lighter with you and go find some distant undiscovered african tribe! The 'wagga wagga' tribe or something? They'l be amazed by your fire sourcing abilities and....blueness....and will surender themselfs to you! Get them on a truck back home, give them some chimp suits and your sorted!!

Answer 6

go to www.eviloverlord.com and you will be able to hire, purchase and deligate all the evil schemes online. I did it and now i am supreme overlord of North London

Answer 7

I'm sorry but that post has been filled.

Answer 8

i should concentrate on changing your name first michael d , its not a very scary name is it ???

Answer 9

Me thinks you think too much.

Answer 10

hot topic.